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Reblogged cauli-flawa
Reblog or the tomato queen will appear in your fridge tonight.🍄💀
choose wisely. your vegetable overlords are watching.👁️🍃
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but back to the real world...
i’m a mother in gaza, living with my little boy, hamoud, in a worn-out tent under constant bombing.
no food. no safety. no peace. just survival.
if this silly post made you smile,
please help us smile too.
🌸donation link is in my bio🌸
🌸Or here🌸
even a small act of kindness can save a life.
may your fridge be safe and
your heart be kind.🌸❤️
Reblogged winedarkgod
Antinous-Dionysos... save me Antinous-Dionysos... To me, he represents a specific aspect of Dionysos-- a protector and patron of queer couples, especially MLM couples. This specific bust was a focal point for the underground gay community in Soviet Russia, when homosexuality was outlawed. Couples would take oaths of allegiance and perform weddings in front of the statue.
Reblogged winedarkgod
Antinous-Dionysos... save me Antinous-Dionysos... To me, he represents a specific aspect of Dionysos-- a protector and patron of queer couples, especially MLM couples. This specific bust was a focal point for the underground gay community in Soviet Russia, when homosexuality was outlawed. Couples would take oaths of allegiance and perform weddings in front of the statue.
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Hmm. Apparently it's starting to be that time of the year when the temperature might be the plausible answer to "why am I unreasonably mad for no good reason." And it's worthwhile to try sitting on the balcony to cool off for a few minutes to see if it goes away, instead of immediately starting fights with strangers on tumblr over which one out of the two of you is the one who doesn't know what it looks like when birds are fucking.
aren't you, like, on finland? get some awnings on your windows, enough that direct sunlight doesn't hit the things inside your room. it is basically the only source of heat in your room.
hanging sheets or towels over the window from the outside also works, but it's a fiddly DIY solution, and you will block out the view.
We already have blackout curtains on the windows 24/7. The problem is that the building is designed to retain heat. Normal houses don't have AC around here.
Reblogged strangestcase
hey no offense but jalapeñis lol
Reblogged technofeudalism
““Don’t you know that slavery was outlawed?” “No,” the guard said, “you’re wrong. Slavery was outlawed with the exception of prisons. Slavery is legal in prisons.” I looked it up and sure enough, she was right. The Thirteenth Amendment to the Constitution says: “Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.” Well, that explained a lot of things. That explained why jails and prisons all over the country are filled to the brim with Black and Third World people, why so many Black people can’t find a job on the streets and are forced to survive the best way they know how. Once you’re in prison, there are plenty of jobs, and, if you don’t want to work, they beat you up and throw you in a hole. If every state had to pay workers to do the jobs prisoners are forced to do, the salaries would amount to billions… Prisons are a profitable business. They are a way of legally perpetuating slavery. In every state more and more prisons are being built and even more are on the drawing board. Who are they for? They certainly aren’t planning to put white people in them. Prisons are part of this government’s genocidal war against Black and Third World people.”
— Assata (via michellehuxtable)
Reblogged princehendir
The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.
13th century Swedish peasant boy roommate is getting really into Elden Ring, like playing it all hours of the day. I'm glad he's adjusting so well to modern technology but I want to use the TV sometimes too, you know?
13th century Swedish peasant boy roommate saw me taking my meds and made me explain what each pill does. I guess medicine's changed a lot since his day because he seemed really interested. It's been a couple hours and he still keeps muttering things like "to think a healer could work such miracles..."
ohhhh
13th century Swedish peasant girl roommate stole my fucking leftovers again
Reblogged neurobivergent
When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!
When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.
It's not punk to poison the soil, dude.
It's down with The Man, not down with Mother Nature, my dude.
Reblogged spontaneousmusicalnumber
“I’m afraid of getting cancer from the cadmium in my painting supplies” I’m not 😌 I love you cadmium yellow. I love you vermillion red. I love you uranium orange, haven’t worked with you but I love you nevertheless. Most of all I love you arsenic green.
This dress could kill you but I completely understand why people in the late 19th century were willing to take that risk.
Here is uranium orange fiestaware, proving that beauty truly is pain.
just found out about London purple 🤤
I was wondering what was involved with London purple so as to merit its inclusion alongside such stars as arsenic green and uranium orange, and --
Ah, cool, gotcha
Do you like the color of the poison?
You know what was used as yellow dye for almost thirty years between its discovery and its current use?
TNT.
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in the universe in which literary classics happen IRL you KNOWWWW Behind the Bastards has some CRAZY episodes
Behind the Bastards episode on Humbert Humbert titled The World's Dumbest Pedophile
"What's profiling, my... born... criminals. I kinda fell off there, not gonna lie. Welcome to Behind The Bastards, the podcast that will not selectively lobotomize you to purge you of evil! My guest today is [name here] and this is our second episode on the Henry Jekyll three-parter, one more to go. How are you feeling today, [name]?"