Reblogged freddiecorleone
when the old man is babygirl
Reblogged exdeputysonso
Some things never change.
Reblogged thiswaycomessomethingwicked
*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does
Reblogged hellotailor
1955. Vincent Price for Smirnoff
Shot by Bert Stern.
Reblogged velvet-midnight
A little bit of jealousy is…. Kinda hot
Reblogged sneez
Your dirge was derivative and boring and your funeral in general was easily forgettable But i can give you a second chance
Reblogged sixty-silver-wishes
Reblogged neon-green-reagent
Lance Henriksen as Jesse Hooker in Near Dark
Reblogged pleasureprose
why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.
Reblogged goodsirs
he’s cringe and he’s not even free
Reblogged godadorgohome
“he’s just a dude” and then I proceed to save almost 600 photos of him in one sitting
Reblogged dentpx
turns out santa's workshop is still running on 32 bit windows xp so its been realy easy to scam the fuck out of the elves with ransomwear