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idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

🎉 April comm slots are OPEN! 🎉

For TOS and Comm Queue, please check my Comm Site. As listed above, I specialize in monsters, humans, and furries!

NSFW comms do NOT cost more than SFW- Fees apply to complex backgrounds/complex character designs, and additional characters come with a discount. I don't do mecha or full body armor. Commissions worth $80+ can be done with a payment plan!

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matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

from my sources adjacent to tumblr--from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector--im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff, and not just from support but from the entire remaining tumblr workforce. i'm hearing there are about 25 people left.

This is important, people. Please don't scroll past this one.

While I don't think that Tumblr is about to shut down anytime soon, as a fandom old who lost my community and my people when the fandom diaspora happened from LiveJournal, I want to urge that you do something NOW:

I mean this with all my heart. Get this done now. Get set up and find your people now. Tumblr is the home of fandom now, just as LiveJournal was the home of fandom way back. And you could end up losing your fandom home just as easily and quickly as us old LJ people did way back then.

It's a horrible feeling, and most old LJ users still mourn the loss of it to this day.

The rest of this gets a bit long, so it needs to go behind a cut, but please take a moment out of your scrolling to read it.

hello friends. i am officially open for commissions now. i am getting my dental surgery done so i'll be low on groceries for a few weeks. my dms are open <33 reblog are appreciated. please don't feel pressured tho.

here is my ko-fi and my paypal

and if you wanna check out my art style for reference click here

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

(x)

Goodluck Pikachu

Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

oh leonid, we're really in it now

Leonid, you really understand it.

Save me Leonid, from my empty Word document

Leonid what should I do about the emails

Babe are you okay? you reblogged Leonid Pasternak's Torments of Creative Work again

Leonid Pasternak is the best! My favorite of his is The Night Before The Exam (1895).

My man Leonid continues to be relatable

APRIL FOOLS I MOVED BLOGS!!!!!!!!!

find me @soratonin !! ❤︎

❥ ok first off HAPPY ISAGI DAY this is part of how i'm celebrating LMFAOOO

❥ ik this is sudden but yolo type shit!! part of why i took hiatus is because i've been wanting to move >_<

❥ HABIBISAGI WILL STAY UP AS AN ARCHIVE. DON’T WORRY. for me to find epic posts i've made and reblogged and asks etc, but unfortunately she is old af (like. 2021 😭) and incredibly messy since she used to just be a main before i left the app for over a year 😓🩷 and i will never make a writing sideblog (i did it once never again) bc that shit is incredibly annoying to maintain and i wanted an organized and main writing blog so that is what i shall be doing LMFAO SORATONIN FUCKS !!!!!!!! :3 (organized and sexy and has a BEAUTIFUL tagging system so i will never move blogs again for a decade or smth MUHEHHEE)

❥ I JUST FINISHED SETTING THE BLOG UP AND MUTUALS I'M GONNA FOLLOW ALL OF YOU ON IT RN!! ^_^ PEACE HABIBISAGI!!🫶🥹 BUT WE ARE GOING PLACESSS TRUST this is peak. TO SORATONIN 😭🙏🩷 and on my man isagi's birthday as god intended 🫶 LMFAOO

i hope to see you all there!!!!! 🫶 if not then damn 🩷 it was fun ggs go next idk 😓

❥ HEADS UP i will reblog this a few times throughout the next few days + the fic i post on my new blog for diff time zones ;> pls don't be annoyed love u MWAH

you don't have to reblog this btw (ily if you do) but this is just for you to know if you see a silly billy creature in your notifs that is moi in the flesh x3

itoshi sae x f!reader smut. portal sex, lowk witchcraft (sigils drawn that mean the toy he fucks into = your pussy basically). p in v. not representative of real toys at all, this is very much fantasy. word count: 1.5k author's note: this is fucking deranged tbh but also very hot and different from the usual poetry of lovemaking i usually write. wrote this so horny that i feel like i should apologize or something

There's a sex toy in Sae's hand.

The term "pocket pussy" itself fills him with disgust. There's a strange symbol on the back of it, which he presumes is just the company's logo. Who is he to judge the branding of a sex company.

He presses his thumb to the entrance of the toy, tracing around the labia. It's surprisingly detailed, even the pearl of a clit lays right at the top, as if eager and waiting. It's almost…

So I'm seriously considering just posting my original story one chapter at a time while I work on it. I'm about 2/3 of the way done with my first novel (sitting at about 35k words over 22 chapters). I still fully intend to publish it one day but since I'm not an established author there's no reason I can't start posting now to build an audience for it. Then I can figure out the publishing part later. It's just intimidating as fuck.

For those interested in reading original stories, where would you prefer to read updates? I'm thinking AO3 or Substack (or both).

mydei looking up at you trying to ride him with that stupid cocksure grin as your legs start to shake. he sits up, leans in close, and asks “need some help?” with that low voice of his, knowing full well how badly you need him. he almost laughs when you grit your teeth at him and give him a glare before he starts to give in, pressing his large, calloused hands against the back of your thighs and bringing you down onto him hard.

“if you wanted something, all you had to do was ask.”