my personal pick for most underrated animal is the european legless lizard, which i think is often taken to just look like a normal and rather plain snake, but if you're familiar with reptile anatomy at all it looks more like some sort of bizarre heraldic fantasy creature than basically anything else on earth

Today is my birthday what the fuck

A great gift would be some reblogs for my art :D

(commission but one of my favorite newest pieces)

and here's a classic of mine, i have to redraw it fr

yaaaawn

domestic animals who would tell me riddles

domming is so stressful like what if i'm not selling it. what if i suck at this and she's just whimpering and barking to make me feel better

How am I only just learning this!?

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IT WORKS

Is this new???? I've been wanting wildcard relationship search for YEARS 😍😍😍

My multishipping ass is about to go ham...

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Explanation of what this does for anyone confused!

OH MY GOD YOU'VE SAVED MY LIFE.

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.

benefits of mg:

drawbacks:

i think people gotta cool it with seeing a woman with a bigger build or frame (god forbid she be Darkskin/black too) and instantly going

"I need her to brutalize me ugggh mommy"

it's weird to say that to unconsenting people....

and it doesn't help when the woman is black too because it's just reinforcing the hyper-masculinization and sexual dehumanization of dark/brown-skinned women.

eough.

and this 1 million percent goes for trans women who are masc or just mainly black trans women in general cuz queer spaces really do have a problem with giving the Dom/top role to Darkskin gays/trans people without their true consent.

LPS frog

aminal jaminal

I'm a progressive queer leftist and I think trans characters drawn sexy and desirable is actually a fetish because all trans people are pure sexless minorities and not fetish material I am so woke!

anyway could you reblog my call-out on this random transfem because she called herself "prey"

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

I'M FIXING HER OKAY??

My babygirl is a champion 💖

Some people seem to be under the mistaken impression that my computer is barely puttering along, and I want to make it clear that after 10 (now 11) years, she still runs just fine. I'm not overconfident: I have all of my files backed up and I still plan on replacing the motherboard soon. In fact, over the years the CPU and motherboard are the only components that haven't been upgraded or replaced. But I take good care of her. I turn her fully off every night so she can get a good night's sleep, and she boots as smooth as ever every morning. I know she wont run forever, but she's been a real trooper and as a poor artist who can barely afford rent I'm deeply grateful for that.

UPDATE: I have officially purchased a new computer. The old girl can now enjoy a healthy retirement streaming pirated anime and youtube with adblocker to the big tv

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

FREE PILLOW FIGHTS!

I love that most people once they realized what was happening just went full Berserk mode without a care

also the man dropping his walking cane to have an anime like elder master reveal

This wonderful human is bringing so much joy into the world. He’s reminding people they’re allowed to play. That they can be silly in public. That fun can come in unexpected places and at unexpected times. I wish I knew who he was. I’d donate so he could buy more pillows and bring more fun into the world - once it’s safe enough to.