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*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

If this is not tax fraud, the laws need to be rewritten.

I like drawing centaur recently. These are my practices of the characters from the manga jimba authored by @imugarou.

crazy ass announcement

AvE is one weird series

Two in the pink pony club, one in the stink pony club

God would not want this to be found

Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.

I need to point out that he was completely serious btw. This man had no sense of humor if he tried.

He was a cook at the restaurant/bar I was a bartender at, and almost punched a costumer once because he overheard him talking about how women belong in the kitchen. Told me he thought women should stay out of kitchens, that cooking is a man's job and when I asked him what he thinks women should be doing, he went quiet for a moment, then proceeded to explain to me the following

"I trust a bitch to run a kitchen as much as she can run a country, they should do shit like plumbing. Or electricity. Something you can just learn to do and don't need to lead, you know?"

Apparently women are good at "fixing shit". He claimed that he doesn't trust male plumbers or electricians except if they're gay because "something most be wrong with you if you want to go fix other people's houses, that's that maternal instinct"

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

having adblock

Sites that forbid adblock

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

this post gets better everytime i see it

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

When you have to wait to skip the ad

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

@extraordinaquari

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

It got better.

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

wHY IS THIS SO ACCURAT E

I found this amusing, so here you go.

When the ad asks why you want to get rid of it and won’t go away:

*hits it with shoulder*

When the X button is too darn small

Too legendary *not* to reblog ;w;

This is just goofy at this point. Am I going to make it worse? Yes

This is just goofy

at this point. Am I going

to make it worse? Yes

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

oh whoops, did we forget to tell you? there’s a quote in The Good Neighbor where Mr. Rogers talked about being attracted to both men and women

FRED ROGERS I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE

WOOOO

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tumblr rediscovering this post in 2025:

You do not understand the war crimes I’d commit to get ahold of a Fiddleford plushie, old or young, I don’t care *flutters my big long eyelashes at themysteryshack.com*

where'd he get that

(inspired by this fidds plush design by @lemons-and-pie)

This is an interesting thing. Looks like testimonies of people who left the MAGA movement- how they got into it and why.

Leaving a cult is really hard, so I really respect the people who are speaking from this place.

Yes, actually.

Look, I know people want to react to the 'leopards eating faces party' with a big fat 'told you so,' but these are ex-cultists who are reaching out to people who may need an exit with a soft landing.

People who are deeply in a cult are afraid to leave it and MAGA is no exception! There's a fear that once you leave, you won't be accepted by anyone, so they stay even if they no longer believe in their rhetoric.

A very intelligent person can fall for a cult if they feel that it can offer them something they're missing. The outside world is perilous and you can be safe here. Your friends will reject you now that you've joined us, but we will accept you. Decisions are hard, we can make them for you. The secular world has broken you, we can give you new life through christ.

If you read some of the testimonies (and so many of them are young people) you'll see how much of it is 'I didn't see it, it took someone I love to show it to me, I can't unsee it now.' We've all done things we regret. Some regrets are bigger than others. I would rather forgive them and allow them to do good work than berate them for a decision they made when compromised by anxiety.

If you want to punish them, that's up to you.

But yeah. I think we should cheer for them.

This is going around Facebook right now

And it's 100% the sentiment that needs to be cultivated. If you want MAGA to go away or be diminished, then you have to give people grace when they leave. Not only that, but you literally have to make it as easy as possible, or all you're doing is cutting off your nose to spite your face.

we all understand the impulse to hate them on principle. But anyone who has left ANY high control toxic environment knows how much animosity toward you from “the outside” is part of what keeps you inside the very bad circumstances. our hatred to them is part of what keeps there being a “them.” Some % of them are not inherently evil but they’re deeply fucked up to put it inelegantly

Danse Macabre & Danse Mystique

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

Diversity, equity, and inclusion programs provide the best candidates.

Old boy network provides a lot of dumbass men and white nepotism. Male, pale, and stale.

(Based in this post)

Happy Pokemon day!! If youre a johto starter you either get isekai’d or become french