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Trump is going to lift those tariffs btw. Like we're gonna feel it and it'll suck, and then he will lift them, and things will improve, and people won't realize that things were still better before he put them in place at all, and he will claim credit for making everything better even though things are still worse than when he started. Because of him. Because he made them worse.
So you gotta pinky promise me you're not gonna let yourself or anyone you know fall for that shit.
"Nobody pays attention to a guy in a high-viz vest" adage untrue in exactly one situation
when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a manโs gotta do what a manโs gotta do and if he canโt then god forbid women do anything
jokerkind specibus ass
But you still recognized that as a Homestuck reference.
What were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?
i googled the words & got results from the homestuck wiki. thatโs not attending the devilโs sacrament thatโs investigating suspicious noises in the woods by lanternlight
i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful
@holyknuckled like that?
oh? my god???
yeah, Exactly like that
only 5 seconds
i wasn't ready for that..lol
Immediately recognized that look
saying โi want himโ about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
The best way I can describe to an allo person how you feel about sex as a topic as a sex-repulsed or averse asexual is that it feels like a hype that never ends. As though Despicable Me came out and everyone around you was sending minion facebook memes to each other for years to come. The stores are full of minion themed products; they're in ads and your friends talk about them all the time. And deep in your heart you're like "I'm glad that they're able to enjoy something I personally don't like and am not interested in :3". But there is always this little voice in the back of your head that's like "If I have to see ONE MORE of these little yellow FUCKERS today then God help us all." You make an active choice to communicate only the former.
too good to leave in the replies
yall gotta be nicer about m/fย bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life
gonna add onto this you all gotta stop acting like m/f is just cishet when bisexual people exist and straight trans people exist.
last add onย alot of m/f ships of poc or white/poc ship are constantly downplayed for bland white m/m or f/f ships
and sometimes a m/f ship is just fun
I'm amused at the ones which finally took him out
I'm amused at the ones which finally took him out
This is cinema actually
THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHEโS A WIZARD THEYโRE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.
ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.
THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDNโT COUNTER HER SPELL
Are you americans okay???
Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.
Wound cleaner, anaesthetic, surgical instrument sterilizer, and post-surgical cleanup, all in one convenient bottle
for those interested in cowboy hat pet pics
I've been in a lot of pain this past week, so I commissioned @tantlisart for something silly to cheer me up. ๐
As usual, they knocked it out of the park. ๐
Bonus:
