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Theytried to kill me but im back
formerly @crocutacanidae, i was wrongfully terminated with zero warnings! so i would like to find my mutuals again pleasies
Bro your fangs are gnc af
“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling
gonna try this brb
yeast infection
I think everyone's desire to not piss anyone off is killing what is so attractive about personalities in the first place
I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.
Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.
Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.
Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.
fat tgirls make the world go round everyone say thank you fat tgirls
so many creatures putting SO much effort into putting ‘special’ fluids that TOTALLY aren’t water through every organ possible to clean them so they can use them again 2 seconds later. like why not simply sit on a damp substrate and pull water through your body by evaporating the extra out pores in your leaves lmaoooo
‘nooo nooo you don’t get it I need the big organ to run the fast firing nerves to run the machines that make the fluid go to work the big organ’. whatever chordate. lol
troubleshooting time: arid area, low on damp substrate. what do?
good question! you could try closing your leaf pores for a while until more appears… sometimes you can also put more tubes down and feel around until you find some. water comes from the opposite direction of the sun unless it doesn’t ❤️ glad I could help!!
omg useless advice from privileged mfs from wet climates as usual... bet you don't even use CAM.
ok first of all i checked your profile and of COURSE its all meadows, say youre a grass who does C4 without saying youre a grass who does C4 100% speedrun challenge. sorry i wasnt blessed with a whole separate sheath of cells for increasing photosynthetic efficiency and nothing else but some of us actually have to adapt and deal with the VERY REAL AND SEVERE effects of photorespiration... literally imagine having 30 foot deep roots posting this. second of all 'plants in wet climates are privileged' you can literally live in water and use CAM??? isoetes erasure per usual on this website, neglected by an angiosperm monocot no less. why am i not surprised
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Mountain reindeer (Rangifer tarandus tarandus)
"male loneliness epidemic" is misleading because it implies that men are suffering because they can't get girls when I feel like the actual problem is that pretty much any online content that's aimed specifically at men conceptualizes the masculine ideal as what I call the Buff Scammer. there are only two things in this world that matter, says the Buff Scammer: being jacked and making money. how you get to either of those things doesn't matter, you just need to be as rich and as buff as possible or you have failed as a man. Get into drop shipping. Eat nothing but raw meat. Rugpull a memecoin. Remove seasonings from your diet. Sell an online course. Go to the gym daily. Starve yourself so your body will achieve ketosis and start burning fat. Attend a seminar on real estate investing. Work 80 hours a week. Take steroids but don't let anyone know about that part. Flip a YouTube channel after 10xing the subs. Sell AI art on Etsy and AI audiobooks on Amazon. What's that? You're trying to do this to get girls? Why would you care about women? Women are all stupid whores who don't help you get richer or buffer. The only people you should be paying attention to are other rich, buff men. If you do hang out with women you should be pimping them out on Chaturbate so you can at least get an ROI off your time spent not thinking about men. Male friends? You don't have time for friends. You should be hustling and grinding 24/7 365. And if you absolutely do need to spend time around other men you should only be spending time with other buff scammers so you can collaborate on entrepreneurial ventures. Like Jesus Christ even writing this is exhausting I feel like trying to be this dude would be fucking miserable like not only did you turn yourself into a friendless, materialist, misogynistic asshole who can only conceptualize the world in terms of value extracted but you're NOT EVEN HAVING FUN DOING IT!!!!!!
At some point in my transition, the "hate yourself, get an eating disorder, buy product" messaging I get switched from woman flavor to man flavor, and omfg. What the hell is this shit!
The "woman" version would often disguise itself as self care. There's this facade of softness and gentleness. ("indulge yourself: buy skincare! do what's right for YOU: starve yourself and smile emptily at zucchini noodles! this is empowering. your body is a temple, divine feminine chakra mother!!!") In the man version, no such thing. Self compassion is not allowed. You've got to brutally grind yourself into the shape of a Real Man or die trying, but you don't get to *enjoy* being the Real Man because comfort is for girrrrrrlllssss.
My dangerous trans gender ideology is that being a man should be enjoyable. If there's nothing fun about it, change your approach or stop being a man.
Like I say my dad was bi bc people will piss their pants if they don’t understand things in plain terms but in reality he was out as gay till mid 20s and then showed up with a girlfriend one day and refused to elaborate and still only liked men other than her and this being the backstory to my parents explains quite literally everything about me honestly also power move
As someone pointed out in the replies im south Asian like I sign on here and watch u flops complain about polyamorous people being icky meanwhile my parents are a woman who dodged arranged marriage and got disowned and a bisexualgay man who both did whatever they wanted at all times. And u expect me to care when you cry about the sanctity of monogamy and commitment
The OP's pronouns are she/they
radioactive dog penis = extension of themes of jades "infertility (irt carrying a child)"?
and/or, manifestation of her traumas into a permanent "scar" that pushes her back into the cycle of abuse (infidelity might as well be synonymous with jake harley, as well as hiding a child away on an island (metaphorical in yiffy's case), etc)?
not sure if this "justifies" the inclusion of a near explicit dog penis in the epilogues and presumably hs2/bc, however i see why it was included beyond just being Funny as fuck
there are infinitely many ways to approach radiation based fertility problems which do not involve dog penis and in fact homestuck has a well-established symbology pertaining to this subject to draw from with the tumor and the matriorb. and the way jade's penis is treated as symbolic of her slut era is exactly what makes it such a poor choice to begin with
obviously i understand the choice was not made for No Reason i'm not dumb i just do not think any of these reasons comes close to justifying the decision in retrospect. and the main reason is always going to be that it's a reference to how people drew jade in pornographic images for years which is just not a particularly funny joke especially now that a majority of homestuck fans seem to be teenagers who got into it yesterday and therefore don't even Get that it's a Homestuck Porn Reference. it's insane that i even have to say the words "Homestuck Porn Reference" now