Poor Written Me

tumblr where are they

ripped all my bootstraps off im pulling myself up by the g-string these days

why did someone tag this as dean winchester

The narrative is sentient and it is coming to GET you

*collective fandom sigh* ya bud, we know

fat character who becomes a vampire and loses a ton of weight and blood can not sate their hunger but they can't eat anything they used to like anymore. everyone views it as a positive healthy positive development but they're starving and dying slowly but never truly dying, a living corpse. this is a metaphor for something

People finally think they’re attractive and cool and funny but they’re dead. People finally treat them well but they’re dead. Do you see the vision

Transforms into a shell of my former self and finally gains the respectability society never bestowed upon me before

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

in much the same way as you can breed jobs into dogs, the average cat is born unemployed

It’s Tuesday!

Sam chastising Dean for distracting him like he’s about to hack the Pentagon but in reality he’s trying to break into the computer of a teenage girl, who is obsessed with twilight, by typing Dracula into the password field. I love swagless Sam. He really should have been a lawyer.

reblog to make someone bisexual

Supernatural (3x11) Mystery Spot

The episode took place on Tuesday, April 1st like today had. So naturally I had to honor my boys with this animation. Also, Heat of the Moment will be on loop for the rest of the day.

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

no it does not, I am perfectly happy with my obscurity

girls be like "i know a spot" and then keep you in their hearts forever

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

Fandom terms have to sound silly, like blorbo or squick, because fandom needs humbling. Not a lot. But just every so often you need a good grounding reminder that all of this is literally made up nonsense for fun.

If you take a fictional thing so seriously that silly words genuinely annoy you, you've gone too far and you need to dial it back.

who up pushing their boulder