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“anything you want princess” me to me when i want to buy stuff

Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

He is an ungrateful man 😔

We need to recognize the collective trauma disabled people went through and are still going through with covid when everyone around us told us that our lives were less important than their convenience. That "only the sick and elderly will die so why should I do anything differently?"

I lost my faith in humanity at that point and I don't think I'll ever be able to get it back.

me after my 15 min break at work

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

me at the end of a two day weekend

moodboard

My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

damn is this a new era of tumblr fake stories

is it truly that difficult to believe that some people are just bizarre

out of all the responses from ppl that have never been outside i’d say this is my favorite. like have you never just been in a room with other people that are speaking

does anyone have reccomendations for kink muzzles that are the kind of "open grille" style? all the ones google and etsy give me are like... a slab of leather over your mouth and/or dog masks.

hold on this will get more reach if i phrase it as anger.

I'm so mad that every kink muzzle i find online is a pup mask. I don't want a pup mask! I'm a fucking cat!! Just label it a pup mask! Where are the metal grilles, y'know, like an actual animal muzzle? I want to feel like a caged beast, not a millenial who says the word "bark" out loud.

@nixiecat pretty sure i saw a pic of you wearing a muzzle like this earlier today

mine is an actual dog muzzle for dogs that I modified a bit to fit my (regrettably human) head. I scavenged material from the side straps to lengthen the top strap.

starting to suspect this is my best option

Sorry to report that cats only get The Contraption

hey white leftists

seeing a lot of white people in the notes and i just have to say