Reblogged
nightvale posting in 2025..🫡 my ko-fi is linked if u wanna buy me a coffee :3
insta: soapteeth 🧼 ko-fi: soapteeth 🧼 bluesky: soapteeth
Reblogged david-goldrock
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
naked-mahariel
english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh
Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”
Lingible (adj): meant to be licked
Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked
Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick
Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer
Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear
and my personal favorite
Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish
This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.
World Heritage Post
Reblogged three-green-waterbottles
As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'
I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'
no it does not, I am perfectly happy with my obscurity
no it does not, I
am perfectly happy with
my obscurity
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Reblogged definitely-not-a-plant
oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly
I'd advisle you dont
Reblogged definitely-not-a-plant
don’t say let me here you say “built different” unless you mean this
He's literally a train
he runs on tobaccoal
edit: or nicoaltine
Reblogged definitely-not-a-plant
this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog
Reblogged kazoosandfannypacks
I’m bored and nosy. Please reblog this with the book you’re currently reading.