#odysseus and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by percabethlvr

Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

Put this out about Luigi Mangione.

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Luigi Mangione could be getting the death penalty…

This man is innocent, his appearance and build doesn’t match that of the killers, the only “motive” he had was a convenient written confession showing that he supposedly viewed healthcare companies as “parasitic” and too expensive (which does somewhat contradict the actual killers actions) he had said note and the murder weapon conveniently on him while living his ordinary life, the killer held the gun in his right hand while Luigi is left-handed, Luigi and the Killer were potentially seen simultaneously, they wore slightly different coats.

The NYPD KNOW these are different people, they know the evidence is lacking, this isn’t a mistaken identity, it’s framing, they are trying to make themself appear to still be control by catching this man, humiliating him, killing him, when they know full well that the person they are prosecuting ISNT EVEN THE RIGHT GUY! This is an injustice! This is not a fair trial! This is downright tyranny!

They confiscated his bag at the mcdonald's, took it out of everyone's sight, unpacked it and repacked it, and THEN took it down to the station and wow there was a manifesto in there that he was just carrying around in daily life for some reason

Definitely the sort of thing that the Bag Of Monopoly Money Guy would be carrying to McDonald's

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

the suitors @ Penelope

SINCE WHEN CAN BOTS CREATE POLLS??? EXCUSE ME?? ALSO WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS?

i'm entering the next phase of my life: tuesday afternoon

TONE TAG MASTER POST

common

/srs - serious or not joking /nsrs - not serious /j - joking or kidding /hj - half joking /ref - reference /nf - not fake or not forced /gen - genuine /pos - positive /neg - negitive

semi-common

/s or /sarc - sarcastic or sarcasm /lh - light-hearted /genq - genuine question /nm - not mad /p or /plat - platonic /r or /rom - romantic /neu - neutral /lyr - lyrics /nbh - nobody here

uncommon

/vpos - very positive /ij - inside joke /t - teasing or teasingly /q - quote /c - copypasta /f - fake /rh or /rt - rhetorical question /sx or /x - sexual connotation /nsx or /nx - non sexual connotation /th - threat /cb - clickbait /ma - manifesting /lu - a little upset /nay - not at you /ay - at you /hyp - hyperbole /ot - off topic

feel free to link this in posts as explanation if needed!

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

how do you use these?

Put these on the top layer above everything, set layer to 'overlay' then adjust opacity. You can put it on whatever opacity you want but usually 30%+ is most effective.

The point is to obstruct the picture so AI can't read your image because AI counts every single pixel in your art

By this post alone, in less than 5 hours.

I need you all to calm the fuck down

NEEDED AND NO WE WONT THIS IS BRILLIANT

jonah simms my overhated fav

It's hilarious when people are like "taylor swift's songs are engineered to be as generically relatable as possible" because then you actually listen to the songs in question and she's just like

"I am a SELF-DESTRUCTIVE MONSTER who ruins everything I touch, I MANIPULATED everyone into liking me, my potential has been WASTED due to circumstances of MY OWN CREATION, I go back to an EMPTY HOUSE because everyone in my life has moved on, I am a BLEEDING OPEN WOUND, all my kindness is really just NARCISSISM IN DISGUISE, I will BREAK MYSELF FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, I STARVED MYSELF in order to be saved by an idealised romance, I can go ANYWHERE except for THE PLACE I CALLED HOME, I will SPIRAL UNCONTROLLABLY if left to my own devices, I AM THE INSTRUMENT OF MY OWN DESTRUCTION, THIS WAS INEVITABLE"

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

No need I think

​I see this one going places

Yeah. The bathroom

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

Thank you soo much for the tag @solo-walker ! I make columns in my maths notebook to save space. I hate plain milk like I need some kind of flavour in it or I can't consume it. Tagging @percabethlvr @helpallthenamesaretaken @aarohisingh25b @liesmultixxx @icymedea @littlebitofhaze13 @day-draws

thanks for the tag @pjo-tvs-version! <3

i am lactose intolerant yet eat straight cheese, i once fell down two flights of stairs, i have my mayor's personal number, and i have the WORST pollen allergy

tagsss: @fishcow99 @fionas-frenzy @liminal-space-traveller @fayvpor @faithandalaptop @medusasembrace12 @thesadnessandthesorrow

this answer on a “what’s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid” reddit thread has been haunting me since i read it

“HOW WAS YOUR DAY RAT BASTARD?” 

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

Dogs.

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

The sky

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

Super Mario Bros.

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

John Mulaney

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

Omfg

Pokemon

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

OP

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into

@hellsite-hall-of-fame