starting a collection #blackmold

you know why blood is red? my favorite color. all my decision

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peam

commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

sometimes I wonder why y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

light was such a loser cuz he didnt just google the 100 richest people and start writing down names

how would you feel if you woke up tomorrow and find out exactly 100 of the world’s richest people died of heart attacks at exactly noon universal time. can you imagine the theories. light is absolutely a loser for not doing this

[ID: Reply from elumind that says: “Do the richest one every week and see next in line lose their shit and try to get rid of the money. I think of this almost daily.” /end ID.]

The notes on this are wild because people are legit passionately arguing about why this wouldn’t work. No one said it would work. They said he’s a loser for not doing it.

There has to be a *pattern* to it, though, to really get their attention. Like it has to be the same time of day, the same day, each week.

The first one stands up and draws a massive A on the nearest wall before dropping dead. 

Exactly one week later, Thursday at 3:13 PM, the next one looks up, blank-faced, and uses a car key to scratch the word ‘CAMEL’ into the side of their car. There are memes. 

The week after that, in the middle of an interview, the third victim turns to the camera and says ‘THROUGH.’ He drops dead. 

The man who writes “EYE” is in a private underground bunker. Enough radiation shielding to survive a direct nuclear strike. There are fifteen guards posted at the door- surveillance confirms not one of them left their post. 

By the time “NEEDLE” is scratched into the upholstery of a private yacht, people are starting to give money away. 

Like most of us I’ve thought extensively on this since I first saw Death Note and came to the conclusion that the most likely reaction would be people creating more byzantine ways of keeping hold of their resources while not technically counting them as personal resources and not technically being so rich. With enough shell companies, fake charities, and resources stashed in secret or illegal places or the bank accounts of relatives, people could keep most of what they have while dropping right off any list of wealthiest people. The wealthy are often experts at this for tax fraud reasons. Light’s response, of course, would be to start taking these things into account, seeking out hackers and accountants and various other experts to keep track of the actual wealthiest, and the wealthy (many of whom would be willing to risk their lives to stay that way) would use the dying as a metric for what the mysterious killer was using to score wealth and try to find ever more secret methods of resource hoarding. An accountancy arms race would be underway.

I’m not saying it’s a bad idea. I’m saying it would make a fantastic Death Note rewrite. Instead of Light making stupid mistakes against L, he could actually put his genius to work in Death Note: The Accountancy Wars.

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall

took pics today at work to show common attack patterns and defense strategies that i employ

all minecraft roleplayers know how to do is exile, geopolitical commentary, block infection, and gay divorce

AND DONT FORGET COURT CASE!!!

JRWI SU AU

Woah, that's a lot of acronyms, pal!!!

Part 2 of the WIP. I've been really lazy and unmotivated lately (also Sunrise on the Reaping came out and that consumed my everything for like three whole days) but I didn't want to leave this stuff unfinished so here we are.

Finished Jay's concept. I think her jacket is like an actual jacket and not part of her form. Which is how I'm excusing the blue even though Bird's Eye Rhyolite is basically just orange and grey. I've got reasoning for all their gem placements if anyone wants to hear about that lol.

This time the weapons are here too! We're actually missing one because I'm going to let Gillion have his old whalebone sword too. I think in this au, the OG sword is Gill's actual summonable weapon and Destiny's Blade is a gem artifact like Lapis's mirror. The little circle thing in the hilt is their gem probably.

Also, Jay's just gonna keep her bow. The guns are cool and all, but I just can't imagine it looking good as a gem weapon. Also I don't wanna draw guns. But idk. If you feel like I should return her glock then feel free to say so.