insert rabid raccoon

When I was a kid I thought there were so many more swear words than there are. But in actuality we get like. ten before it just turns into slurs. Deep down, I’m still disappointed.

Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

yesterday i sat down to do homework and somehow got so distracted i ended up drawing the very hungry caterpillar. i hope yall fuck w him

always post about things no one follows you for. i love you

"this horror movie wasn't even that scary 🙄" im sorry but sometimes a horror movie can just be fun. or sexy

"playing with my toys" and the toys are concepts

"damn I'm crying over an insect" "why am I having such strong feelings over how the sky looks" "it's weird how happy this small thing made me feel" THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE!!!! you live on this earth. everything all the time is an experience, no matter how common or mundane. this world is unique. so are its small moments. it is good to enjoy a tiny thing. you love the world even at its smallest scale.

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I cannot go through another winter out here.

If I had a nickel for every time Shauna humiliated someone who she was supposed to love in front of the entire team and then it started snowing afterwards I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

this was actually posted by the guy that made Flow lol

The sane gays are so sick and tired of the crazy gays

hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german