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i'm literally seething about that i just keep saying to myself JAZZ???? JAZZ????? JAZZ???? JAZZ???? you think JAZZ is the WORST GENRE????? jazz and the blues fucking CREATED american popular music!!!!!! you ought to be a little more grateful because even your shit bland pop music owes a thousand lifetimes of debt to jazz!!!!!!! i'm going to become the joker!!!!!!!!!!

jesse pikmin and waltimar white

This post is 9 years old but if you told me it was made yesterday I would believe you

your favorite youtubers and content creators are about to be offered some tantalizing tv/streaming deals so we're all about to find out who the real working class allys are

someone's gonna get cancelled doing this and they're gonna cry crocodile tears over how difficult it is to make a living as a content creator and i'm telling you right now we are NOT going to buy it, got it? scabs deserve no sympathy

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

do note that this will probably mean US phones will follow this standard as well, as manufacturing streams are much easier to maintain as streamlined as possible, and having two separate standards like this makes it more of an expensive hassle for a company

this is also known as the Brussels Effect, where a regulation in one part of the world (usually the EU) results in new global standards.

happy monday

he got penis blasted

Real life kungpow penis???

Adult Cartoon Showdown Round 1

This is how I know Tumblr is a good website

i’m a FAGGOT and a WHORE

I sell BAGUETTES at the STORE

everybody wants to rule the world

Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I can’t believe you’re so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Sm – Snoop smoking weed on your stream, because you KNEW that Snoap Dogg smoke weed, and Smoke Dogg, he is s҉m҉d҉snoop. And you KNEW that if you brought up the Smook Dogg smokin 𝚍veed, that you – people would know that! And they would 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡!

imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal

"Why did the previous person who filled this role leave?"

sensitive white boy hears the slow rain and thunder intro to his lofi hiphop track and remembers the girl he used to smoke weed wjth

hardened white boy does this and he doesnt remember anything. god. he doesnt remember anything

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