NASA: A polyamorous asexual luxury rewards program

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

March 2025 - This anti-Tesla graffiti in Baltimore was recently updated to the second image. I'm glad the little guys succeeded in their hunt :3 [link]

Eyuck! Crag would not want to eat that. Probably taste like cadmium and nickel

oog agree 🤢 oog also think sometimes hunt not for food, but for good of cavemankind. oog once had to hunt hostile bear that was eating oog friends, oog would gladly hunt metal beast :D

Oog have a point. Crag would also hunt cybertruck for betterment of the world

Grug lob hunt these shits be cause if you hit them in right spot whole thing explosion

Woah! Sound like fun. Maybe Crag try hunting some of these

posting this for no particular reason

I don't think I've ever seen anything that more perfectly replicates how psychosis feels. The latching onto/ascribing meaning to little details. The endless "searching..." as your brain tries to fit every real-life stimulus into its narrative of what's REALLY going on. The background preoccupation with real, ongoing emotional difficulty...

People often imagine psychotic delusions as being entirely dependent on hallucination, people seeing and talking to fully fleshed out, convincing looking characters. But delusion doesn't require hallucination at all. All it requires is the conviction that ordinary things are a puzzle to be solved, that there's meaning to be made... and that you're so close to understanding things that no one else knows.

Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

its time to take the turkey out of the oven. its done now.

et voila

Chef i think something terrible has happened

Yes I see the problem here is you cooked the wrong turkey because instead of a regular turkey you cooked the turkey of darkness and you are fired

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Closest match: Mimas tiliae genome assembly, chromosome: 27 Common name: Lime Hawk-Moth

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Waht if we kissed on the pokemon legends z-a anti homeless architecture bench,

absolutely enthralled by the idea that for turkeys, "investigate pretty shiny object" is a more innate instinct than "drink water to survive." Truly i may be a turkey at heart

www.guy-for-whom-the-bell-tolls.com/careers

welcome to the cenozoic fucko

You people are naming your children like they're old republic sith lords

Like genuinely

All I'm saying is don't come crying to me when your sweet baby cyron decides to institute the rule of two

Looks sad & cute & helpless

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

sorry that was meant for the tags

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

Skeleton Praying (c. 1600s) Skeleton Pleading (c. 1600s) Marble floor of the Cornaro Chapel