@plaindepressed / plaindepressed.tumblr.com
you know what? that's it.
I'm preheating my oven to 400° f, AND I'm lining a baking sheet with aluminum foil
you're really in for it now, buster.
I'm stirring up some butter, olive oil, parsley, and yeah, I'm adding minced garlic too.
now I'm gonna put you in the oven for 25 to 30 minutes
you are so DONE FOR
NOOOO DON’T TURN ME INTO A DELICIOUS HISPANIC MEAL
“Can I touch your face. You look pretty cool. Perfectly fine if I can’t. (@plaindepressed)
"Not if you want to keep those hands."
Jordan took a step back, surprised with his fist on his mouth. “You’re right. Overstepping some boundaries. Are you some type of officer? Ooo! Are you on some type of patrol?”
GUESS WHO DIDN'T GET THE JOB
BECUASE THE JOB SUCKED BALLS AND THEY WANTED TO PAY ME LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE WORKING OUTSIDE SIX DAYS A WEEK!!!!!!
SO I GOT THE JOB AND SAID NO
I'm on that tgirl egirl grindset
Logically I shouldn't post this because it's incoherent and I'm hyped on caffeine but I have the ability to say words on the internet and I think it's funny to use this power to say that employers SUCK ASS
did you drink water today? If not it's coming
You just didn’t want to work huh. jk.
Me everyday.
robinlordtaylor Zsaaaaaaaaaaszzzzz honey! New @gothamonfox tonight! (Also @carriganagain is my spirit 🦄) #Gotham
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I’m so glad we get so much Victor this season, I love Anthony so much!!
