Some people say that there are no stupid questions, which is blatantly false. Of course there are stupid questions, and if you have one, you had better ask it, before you go and do make a stupider mistake. Stupid questions are more important than intelligent ones. I’m willing to bet more people die because of stupid mistakes than because of intelligent ones.

you are invited to their party!

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

You cant get rid of us

why is everyone an oversized circle now

why do social media sites keep changing things that don’t matter for no reason

Did he…poop them out like did they fall out?? Howd they know did it make a sound in his pants or like..

imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that  you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.

kfp also respects women more than any beauty company too.

also it had a positive relationship between an adopted child and his stepfather even after he found out he was adopted

Hey yknow how Viper was born without fangs, but instead of being rendered helpless as her family thought she’d be, she instead used her other skills to become the best warrior in her clan?

And how Tigress had severe, destructive anger issues when she was younger, but instead of being painted as a “problem child” she was instead taught her how to channel her emotions into something constructive?

And how Crane trained extra hard to impress a girl, and was by all rights the hero of his own story, but he still didn’t get her in the end? And how the girl isn’t shamed for it?

It’s almost as if you get more mileage out of treating your characters (and the people they resemble) with compassion than you do just shamelessly stamping them with your own misconceptions and hang ups.

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The whole central ethos of the franchise is that there’s no such thing as being The Best™ - there’s just being the best version of yourself you can be, and honoring/channeling your own strengths is the wise and badass thing to do.

Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like "if you think you might lose, avoid doing that", "being outnumbered is bad generally", and "consider lying."

My personal favourite is his lengthy lecture on the subject of Supplies Being Very Important I Cannot Stress Enough The Importance Of Protecting Your Supply Lines But Also Supply Lines Are Expensive As Shit So Steal The Enemy’s Supplies At Every Opportunity. 

via- @elidyce

One of the more important things to consider about any historical work is the audience it was published for. The Art Of War was aimed at fancy nobles high on philosophy with little practical military experience who were nonetheless leading armies.

Sun Tzu, after desperatly trying to explain extremely basic logic to a bunch of upper-class twits, basically sat down and wrote the most elaborate "As per my last email" ever

the art of war is tedious and irritating when you read it as like, immortal prose by the most brilliant man ever to kick ass. but it’s incredibly fucking funny when you realize that sun tzu had to write every single one of those entries because someone somewhere did not know this ahead of time and made a really, really expensive oopsie doodles.

It's just a book of those incredibly specific and stupid sounding warning signs on stuff that you know mean somebody tried something ridiculous

GUYS

SO I GOT A HOMURA FIGURE AT THIS LAST CONVENTION AND IT WON’T STAND UP PROPERLY

UNLESS

unless she holds Madoka’s hand

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I’m gonna make your irl mutual get really into something you don’t care about so your dash gets filled with content about it but you can’t unfollow them

@planetjinko you have filled this w madoka magica

oops! :3

to all the gay people in my phone, thank you. I love you. please have one million years of joy

Madoclope

if i could pin a non intro post it would be this one

homura crying sobbing uncontrollably: do not sell yourself short, madoka. your woooww made my heart beat so hard i could barely keep it in me. it was beating to be with you. and i will obey my heart and be with you as long as you’ll have me.

madoka: like that like wooowww like how do you do thatt?? omg???

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real

Madoclope

crazy how I think I'm not brave enough to do some things and then I just go and get them done. and it's always like this