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Hi I'm Shy | Old enough to know better | Australian | she/her | This is my casual art blog where I post a lot of fandom stuff and WIP work for various projects. Currently enjoying inFAMOUS, Supernatural, Resident Evil, Metal Gear Solid and The Horus Heresy a bit too much. May contain traces of violence. My Art Tag | Commissions info | Linktree

Hi I’m Shy.

This is my casual art blog. I post a lot of sketchbook and doodles stuff here, as well as finished artworks. We get a little silly, I’m here for a good time only. This is a dumping ground for my characters and AU/Fandom art and shitposts. A general warning for mature content and themes. I like fucked up guys and I have a tendency to make them worse.

In a nutshell I like science fiction, body horror, and monsters. I also like taking popular fictional characters and zapping them with a big fancy ray gun that makes them look weird and gives them psychic baggage.Β 

I post a lot about my OCs from a work-in-progress story Virtual Ground

Fandom stuff is all tagged as you’d expect.

FIND ME ELSEWHERE ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB:

LinktreeΒ - find me elsewhere on my other main active sites.

Shop - I make charms, prints, and other fandom related stuff you can buy.

Patreon - I run an SCP Foundation patreon that makes an informational dossier on a new skip every month! Check it out if you like immersive documents and reading material data reports on anomalous objects.

I write sometimes, it’s all up on Ao3

Side-blogs I run are:

Virtual Ground blog - original story blog - it’s about the y2k bug breaking reality, and flesh growing inside computers.

Anti-Vampire-Vampire-Club - a place where I collect a specific type of character trope, for cataloging purposes. Just for fun.Β 

Does anyone want to hear about the math I did to try and figure out how much blood a vampire would need to drink (if we're basing it off them having a similar caloric intake as we do?)

Okay so:

For the sake of this calculation we'll be basing vampires off of human physiology, being as generally, vampires come from humans. It doesn't really take into account magical means or anything of that sort, so take this all with a grain of salt.

Vampires have a lot of cool abilities generally, like heightened strength, speed, shapeshifting, etc. etc. I would imagine that this would be somewhat strenuous to do, so I decided to base vampiric caloric intake on an athlete, who needs anywhere from 2k-10k calories a day.

based on the research I did (sorry I wrote this all out like 2 years ago and I don't think I saved the links. If I find them I'll edit this post/put in the comments) ~1 liter of human blood is about 700 calories. Based on that, a vampire would need at least 3 liters of blood a day to meet their caloric requirements.

The average human stomach can hold ~1-1.5 liters of food/liquid. That could be pushed to 3-5 liters, however at that point things can rupture. That being said, there are some cases where people have had more, with one person having upwards of 12 liters of liquid in their stomach.

While I'm not accounting for magical means since that can vary a lot, I imagine that during the turning process, since a lot of other physical changes happen, one could presume that vampires would increase their stomach capacity. Since they're predominantly if not wholly getting by on blood, having a digestive tract that will better support those needs would make sense. Looking at the natural world, animals such as ticks and mosquitoes swell significantly after they've fed on blood.

All of that being said, perhaps they are able to pace it out throughout the night. It feels more like a case-by-case basis tbh. (Thinking of a few pop culture examples, Dracula seemed to not take a whole lot of blood at one time based on the book. At the end of the first season (I still need to read the book sorryyy) of Interview with a Vampire, Louis, Lestat, and Claudia drink a lot of blood. However they're a bit messier and can't drink it after the person dies, so who knows how much they managed to get really. Meanwhile Astarion in Baldur's Gate 3 drinks a whole bear one night, which safe to say has more than 5 liters of blood.)

So, what does this mean for humans? The average person has ~5 liters of blood in their body, give or take depending on height, weight, etc.

  • At 14% (.7 liters) of blood loss, most people will be fine, but may feel weak, lightheaded, or dizzy. Most people's vitals would not be affected
  • At 15% (.75 liters) and 30% (1.5 liters) blood loss, vitals will show an affect, but this likely would not result in death for most people
  • At 30% (1.5 liters) blood volume lost, a person is in a bit of trouble. Without fluid replenishment and/or a blood transfusion, this amount of blood loss can lead to death.Β 
  • At 40% (2 liters) or more blood volume lost, without immediate and aggressive life-saving measures, this will usually lead to death.

To reiterate, a vampire likely will need at least 2000 calories a day, if they are not overly active. The more active they are, the more blood they'll likely need. One liter of human blood is ~700 calories. Therefore, a vampire will need approximately 3 liters of human blood a night in order to sustain themselves. At 2 liters of blood loss, most humans will need serious intervention or it will result in death.

Generally, it likely is in the vampire's best interest not to kill too many people they feed on. More missing and dead people means more questions, and more questions might lead back to them. Being that an angry mob isn't ideal for most vampires, they should try and feed from ~2-3 people a night in order to meet their caloric needs while keeping their food source alive. Vampires should also try and vary who they feed from, since it takes people 6-8 weeks to replenish their red blood cells.

Sources: (will update if I find more of my old sources!)

Ok last promo post for a little bit I swear -- I wanted to leave all the SCP stuff to its own place, I've properly updated my shop with post-convention stock. Restocks and new things will be coming in likely May onwards, and I have limited quantities of most items so get 'em while they're hot!

I received a very special parcel in the mail today which meant I could finally take some very special product photos of the boys :)

Sonic Adventure 2 is probably my favourite game ever, and one I'd only ever had the privilege of hiring out from my local video store as a kid. Having this physical hard case disk in hand, scuffed and scratched as it may be, means everything to me.

If you like these hedgehogs as much as I do, consider grabbing them off my funky little store - it'd mean a lot to me!

As I claw my way out of the pit I tumbled into headfirst over the last month or so - I just did two back to back cons. Here's some shenanigans from TGX and MelbNova. My table is everchanging and the furby continues to be a menace.

Sappy bullshit under the cut - feels really weird but for 15 years I've wanted to table at a Supanova in Aus and I achieved that dream this weekend.

Hey, so I'm tabling again! I'll be at The Games Expo this Saturday and Sunday 22nd and 23rd March, Melbourne Convention Centre.

We're waiting on the finalised map, but I'll be at table A107 in the artist's alley with my good table buddy @prettyflyshyguy.

You can get the tickets here: www.thegameexpo.com/

Come by for your healthy dose of elegant monsters, neon Doom stickers and horror~

It's on tomorrow! Here's a handy floorplan of where to find us.

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