ahh so eepy sleepy

starting a collection. little brown things

The Lost

Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

collecting posts of this type

prev tags soooo true

we kill the bat man

Pepsi distributed Dr Pepper (on the left) And Coca-Cola distributed Dr Pepper (on the right). Dr. Pepper isn’t owned by either company, it is it’s own company Keurig Doctor Pepper, BUT they don’t have a bottling facility. In an area, they use whichever bottling facility gives them the best deal. That’s why sometimes it’s Pepsi shaped and sometimes it’s Coke shaped.

congrats kid, ya blew it <- coach hyping me up after i suck off an it/its girl

keeping wild animals as pets is bad. except me. let me into your house

me greeting everyone with all the joy i can muster

fukced up beast... into the incenerator

*wakes up* what the fuck

@funnier-as-a-system

THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT THERES NOTHING THERE

hi

Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information

do you think wizards have spelling bees

……?

this isnt a set up for a joke i mean like. wizard child goes up to the podium.

"your spell is fire"

"pratical application?"

"lighting stuff on fire"

"....right. uhhhh"

(casts lightning)

"that is incorrect"

"BUT IT DID CATCH FIRE

okay that makes a little more sense but also not a spelling bee OH WAIT SPELLS LIKE SPELL

this could work but definitely not with something like "fire". more like:

"your spell is Hoodlum's Bedazzling Cloak"

"practical application?"

"aggressive stealth"

"....right. uhhhh"

(casts flash bang)

"that is incorrect"

"BUT IT DID MAKE ME UNSEEN

she cries if I dont hold her, so I have to use my exercise bike like this

Mutuals in different timezones:

Turn based friendship

On one hand, it's great to see people learn how to unfuck their living spaces. On the other hand, that stuff like "frequently used articles should be stored near where they're used" and "trash receptacles should be placed near activities that generate trash" are being received as radical ideas points to a serious knowledge transmission problem.

Some people's parents get Really Weird about trash cans and practical items being where they can be seen, is part of the problem here

Source: currently a janitor at a church and you would not believe how many boomers get upset with me for insisting the trash cans need to be practical and easy to use instead of out of sight and too cute for functionality

including in the actual bathrooms

actually no sorry there's a list here

things people have told me are "tacky" and that I need to get rid of (they have lost many of these arguments because I'm a bitch, others are ongoing)

an umbrella stand by the door with spare umbrellas for parishioners to use

a table by the front door "because people keep putting things on it" (that was. Why that table was there)

the signs that directed people towards the bathrooms

the actual trash can in the bathroom "because surely we don't need one so big" (for the bathroom that services the fellowship hall, which hosts things like the local scout events, so yes we need one that's at least 20 gallon)

apparently it's also tacky if I write down when I changed things like batteries and air fresheners, on a calendar they'll never see unless they go into my office??

another table in another waystation type area because "people keep putting things on it" (even when it's completely clear)

signs we are legally required to post

What the fuck is wrong with people