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Sorry to be vague with the wording lol but it's hard to quantify what counts as knowing a fair amount and what's the middle ground between that and knowing nothing! Context: i have a vivid memory of my mom being really surprised that at 9yo i didn't really know any facts about ww2 other than that it was a Thing That Happened. I wonder if i really was unusually ignorant or if she had overestimated what the avg was for 9 year olds...
Moving Pictures- Terry Pratchett
Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb
You get a Devils Hole Pupfish
Cyprinodon diabolis
Well Ok I like this
Okay okay okay so I’m changing like every recognizable detail of this for privacy purposes but yall need to appreciate this
So I know how to retain CCTV footage, right? It doesn’t come up everywhere but I know my way around- and if someone gets jumped in a parking lot or whatever I can go backwards and see whodunnit
So I’m at this one place, right? And I get a call that an older woman in a wheelchair got hurt somehow and we need to see what happened.
Nobody remembers the exact time, because of course not, but they tell me she was wearing like a massive hot pink jacket and she’s in a wheelchair and she left with a medic round 09:45ish, so I figure I’ll start there.
So I find the incident itself no problem, but they need ALL footage for liability and insurance and stuff, so I have to keep going
And about ten minutes backwards, I lose her. She comes into view past a single shelf on one of the worse cameras and vanishes.
like. VANISHES. Hot pink jacket, big bulky black chair, gonzo. No idea where she came from.
So, I pull up entry cams. Zoom backwards till I see her come in… at like 06:15.
THREE AND A HALF HOURS EARLIER.
So first off, this is gonna take me like two hours minimum to write down, forget retention. And I’m kind of dying in my soul a bit but I start over there, watching her come in and meander and whatever.
At about 08:30ish she disappears.
Doesn’t leave. Doesn’t head to a bathroom. Doesn’t take her coat off. Her trail just stops.
Now, I’ve done this before. Typically, a location only has the mandatory minimum amount of room for a chair or walker to get around, so a person using one can only go forwards and it’s hard to 180. That limits options and makes it easier to follow, whereas a little unattended and fully mobile kid will zoom around in circles and shit and go who the hell knows where.
Then I see her again on the other ass end of the building, and I have to go back again to see how she GOT there.
My guys.
Her two and three-point turns are INCREDIBLE.
She’s popping on the wheels, flip, zoom, she’s out somewhere I didn’t think she could even GET to. I’ve been planning my search for places that fit a wheelchair or least-resistance fast-paths from A to B and she’s like… doing some Tokyo Drift shit.
I don’t know WHY. The whole place is basically completely accessible so long as you put up with having to reverse, but no. No, she goes where she wants.
I’ve been at this for half the day, and I still have no idea where she went for like an hour and a half.
Fuck me, I’m taking a lunch break
This is barely an exaggeration
many are asking this
scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS. WHY DO THINGS EXIST LIKE THIS. WHAT THE HELL DO I TAG THIS NASTY THING. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS
it’s a sliced mango holy shit
oh. i like mangoes.
Toddler response
prev dont leave this in the tags
just because i’m not posting about it does not mean i am not thinking about it. absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
The problem with having a midlife crisis and no money and being disabled is that, like, there's nothing you can do about it.
I can't even make bad decisions.
The most irresponsible thing I'm capable of doing is buying myself a $25 toy I don't need. Like. If I'm going to be stressed out about possibly being dead in 20 years I should at least get a fucking Ferrari and a game room out of it.
no way in hell
hey stop being funnier than me on my own post
