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Does anyone have that post about reading fanfic and struggling to worm out the positions the characters are in and there's a gif of I think fifa and it made a woman laugh so hard she went into labour? It's urgent and search isn't working

Does anyone have that post about reading fanfic and struggling to worm out the positions the characters are in and there's a gif of I think fifa and it made a woman laugh so hard she went into labour? It's urgent and search isn't working

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