List of things that I enjoy, but it will probably get progressively longer over time.

Alrighty, so this is gonna be hilarious. I'm just gonna list them off in the order of whatever pops into my head first.

Will Wood & The Tapeworms

Dallon Weekes

Loki

Once Upon a Broken Heart

Angelspit

Cartoon Network

Rats

Fruit flies

Red and black

Cotton candy

Iced caramel coffee

D&D

Painting on a broken cello

Being a cellist

Cheese

Painting

Genshin Impact

Bungou Stray Dogs

Suicide Boy

Silent Screams

KMFDM

That's all I have rn ;-;

I HAVE BLINKIES‼️

Guys, I have blinkies now

litwtc cube because i miss them

Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

You know what you are so right... We have a bond, these 50 rats and I....

OH SHIT OH NO

WAIT

I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS

Oh wait I'm a fuckin wizard lol

Yay :) Enough treats for everyone :)

Happy rat day to my most popular post ever

152nd rat

who doesn't love a ball toy pit?

ever wondered how many crabs might fit in a confined space? what number of horses might go into a padded pool? what quantity of paws might populate a pit typically filled with colorful plastic balls? well, you’re in luck.

for no reason at all, we have decided to make you do some math: we have filled a ball pit measuring exactly 32” x 8" with some true tumblr icons. more pics below (including, of course, a banana for scale). you have 24 hours to guess how many of each toy appears. good luck!

but that's not all—we have more polls for your guessing pleasure:

poll 1: how many crabs have infested the pool? poll 2: what number of mini horse friends? poll 3: how many tiny toe beans are contained within?

happy voting!

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well folks, after 24 hours in the ball toy pit and a total of 219,643 total votes across the polls, it's time to find out who was right!

there were a total of 773 toys in the pit, making 30.1% of the 79,326 people who voted correct! as far as individual toys go, here's the breakdown:

crabs: 239 (19.6% of the 44,845 votes) horses: 299 (27.5% of the 45,270 votes) paws: 235 (27.7% of the 50,202 votes)

we had a blast looking through the notes at all your very complicated math—truly impressive!

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I WAS RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERRRSS

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

my back hurts from carrying around this massive cock all day

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Womper