Storm

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

I'm living for these jokes.

Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.

Well if this ain't relatable af

Anyways I'm sure Grian probably feels mildly insulted to get second place twice in a row. I mean, sure, Grian has lost plenty of times- he even got last place in Real Life which I'm sure was upsetting in other ways- but there's something uniquely insulting about second place, isn't there? To get so far, see victory in grasp, and then be robbed of it last second. Especially for this to happen twice in a row. Especially with how quickly it happened both times, how 'easy' he was to kill. Predicting and praying for a Grian crashout next season, because he's really not the type to be satisfied with second.

"yeah, but you want to live with me because I'm me and you're you" geminitay when I catch you

I love Jimmy Solidarity as a character so much because he's so determined and ambitious. Man who the universe fucks over at every possible moment but who still has never backed down from a fight or challenge in his life. I know Jimmy has a reputation for being a bit pathetic, but I need people to understand that literally none of that comes from any sort of cowardice on his end. For better or worse, Jimmy Solidarity does not know what it means to give up or sit back.

We need less power-couples and more fail-couples. A pair that individually are disasters but together make everything even worse. Not in a toxic sense, they are just both so lacking in common sense that being together creates a shenanigans feedback-loop. They will become everyone's problem.

These two.

Something something the soulmate theory with the long-form life series winners, but the April Fool's series winners have been the chosen soulmates <3

yes i just finished simple life but oh my god why is he so pathetic

Why is Scott just the most unkillable motherfucker

Consistently makes it to the top 5 and ends up being green for so long

Man is a survivalist when it comes to the Life series

2 wolves inside of me & one of them wants to be your cool and mysterious mutual and then the other one needs to convince you that i’m funny. and then there’s a third wolf who’s just kind of addicted to his phone

theres this girl

two years older than me

and they have a girlfriend so no chance (i’m also in the closet but we move)

BUT

She is the most beautiful woman i have ever seen in the whole world

we had an assembly today, and i physically could not stop staring at her. and then they started playing drums, lord save me. my eyes were fixed on her the entire assembly.

it was a hour long.

anyway that isn’t the point. the point of this post, if there even is one is that she looks EXACTLY like ellie williams. okay maybe not exactly. but so so so close. her hair is short, not long BUT it’s the face. she also has those gay mannerisms if yk what i mean

no shit i’m practically in love with her

ugh bro she’s actually majestic

i nearly started crying because she is so so so so hot

i’m not even joking this isn’t an exaggeration

is this creepy

MSBDKEBSKSBSH NOT CREEPY I HAD THIS CONVERSATION ABOUT THE SAME PERSON WITH SOMEONE ELSE LIKE 2 DAYS AGO

She’s also really funny but since when does she have a girlfriend what

ohhh would be a shame if something bad happened to his base wouldn't it... or his shops.. or his permits at his shops...

not gonna lie these might be my favorite ones so far

tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

i go on discord. the icons are tiny now. i go on tumblr. the icons are massive. i kill myself

This

hi welsknight?