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musical chairs with siege perilous.

@radiojamming / radiojamming.tumblr.com

DJ. 32. they/them. married to the mothman. i like lost arctic expeditions and mummies a lot.
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Reblogged ladysmash
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Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.

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Isn't it even worse? You don't just pop up there. You get carried there by a Valkyrie.

You're experiencing a gastrointestinal event, and are really not having a good time, and the suddenly, without any logical way to be present there's a Winged Woman in there with you, in Armor, with Weapons and Helmet, who looks like she could take down Sandor Clegane or Geralt of Rivia in the 10 minutes before waking up, just plugs you from your porcelain throne and doesn't even gives you the chance to pull up your pants before carrying you off.

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Elvis, pantsless, being carried from the mortal realm by a huge gorgeous Brawnhilda valkyrie: oh woah pretty mama where we going
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Reblogged shigezane
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these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

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Reblogged mijucats
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what if baba came into your house and said PER SON is PUSH and started pushing your ass around

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i would be ok with it. clearly he needs to solve a puzzle and i am an integral component in the solution. i would love to be of assistance to baba. baba has done so much for us.

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Reblogged ohnoproblems
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Note how these columns are designed to perfectly allow the climbing of small lizards up and down their faces. This is a typical example of Gecko-Roman architecture

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