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really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you
oh so the Yankees made their bats thicker and hit 20 runs bc of it and the league is just like yeah they're allowed to do that?? this whole time apparently it's been perfectly legal to just change the bats to make it easier and no one tried it until right now?? 150 years this sport has been around and suddenly someone had a bright idea??
look at this shit man
caving expedition in the body of a fallen angel
another piece i like to call "pokemon 2"
“We’ll figure it out together” is a love language.
MINUIT A FOND LA CAISSE
polnareff animal i have become
She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three
When my hot wrestler wife leaves me
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No stay in this space with me
kind of crazy how they drop this bar like 20 minutes into the game. let me get up let me get uppp
Old Yeller just parried the bullet
hey man what if i cried
