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My soul purpose is to eliminate rats from posts.
Do not pay any heed to the water marks on my proof of lack of rats.
In my life I eliminate rats, so that of which is not eliminated has been determined not to be a rat. That is my role, that is my purpose.
Thanks to TDORCS for my official certification
We at TDORCS have been appointed by the office of detection legality has to supervise all rodent-related detecting and catching. Our role is simply to ensure the safety of our population (for example by marking Schrödinger’s rats as unsafe). We are also working on a list of all detective forces regarding the rats to ensure the safety of all rodents and rodent catchers/detectors.
It is however important to mention that we require every single rodent catcher/detector to provide proof if the necessary legal documents. A detector should always have their legal papers with them. If this is not the case we will be able to assist by creating the necessary documents. This will however require the answering to the following questions:
We will then fill out the form for you. After that, you receive the documents and are now able to legally detect/catch rodents.
EXAMPLE:
Request for official documents for the rat eliminator blog
Name? @rat-eliminator
Rodent type? Rats
My species? Eliminator
Catch or Detect? Catch (then eliminate)
Lethal to found rodents? Yes
Document colors? 898989
Motive to catch? Hatred of rats
Pronouns? He/Him
Main blog: @theprsn
Arr rodents superior to humans? No, they are very inferior
Blog pfp
Regal... Kingly, even
FORGIVE ME BRETHRATS IF I HAVE FORGOTTEN YOU
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BUT BEHOLD
I will happily worship the computer monitor
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO OUR KING!?
I just showed you my POV. The way the world should be. The way it truly is.
Regal... Kingly, even
FORGIVE ME BRETHRATS IF I HAVE FORGOTTEN YOU
@rat-dedecdor @rat-eliminator @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-undetector @rat-detectors-detector @detector-rat @rat-detector-fail @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st @rat-detector-redacted @rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector25 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector-26 @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-87 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-334
BUT BEHOLD
I will happily worship the computer monitor
i like rats so I eliminated you
Was this truly necessary?
I am but fulfilling the role of which I was born into. Why do you feel the need to eliminate me? Would you kill all cats on earth for hunting mice and rats? Would you kill humans for their hatred of rats?
If not, I implore you to redecide whether or not eliminating me was the correct course of action. Thank you for your time.
Sincerely, Rat Eliminator
All of you aren't True Rats or Rat Detectors. I Choose to Reject All of You in this war
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Sounds legit
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I will detect you while you sleep.
-334
@rat-undetector HELP i wish to enlist your aid my friend i fear there will be no place i may not be found
ankle havers this will not be the end i will not be defeated by the detectors they cannot limit the reach of my wrath
being detected even in rest will not thwart me and my children
do not think we will not find your achilles
it is located close to the ankle after all
…undetector won’t help you if @rat-eliminator can get here first.
Galaxy thing detected
wait no not me wrong rat sto-
Oh, you wanted that anklethirsty guy. Mb
I will detect you while you sleep.
-334
@rat-undetector HELP i wish to enlist your aid my friend i fear there will be no place i may not be found
ankle havers this will not be the end i will not be defeated by the detectors they cannot limit the reach of my wrath
being detected even in rest will not thwart me and my children
do not think we will not find your achilles
it is located close to the ankle after all
…undetector won’t help you if @rat-eliminator can get here first.
Galaxy thing detected
