my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life

I would like to Enter your bloodstream and Eat away at you slowly from the inside out If thats okay Or if it isnt

proficient in using ranged and deranged weapons

dna results came back negative. I've got no damn genetics.

fuck yesssss they just gavwe me early access to all of the future grief i could possibly imagine for myself 😍

your stupid boyfriend doesn't have a crumb of whimsy

can you make a "hate crime towards me specially" option because this is what this feels like

Russian handwriting

I’ll forever be amused at the Russian word “deprived” (лишили) in cursive, which looks like

for people wondering how the hell that works

I still don’t know how the hell that works.

See, to me it looks a lot like ‘minimum’ in English cursive:

Ok not so bad right? But it gets worse…

Like… what even is this?

Can’t tell me that’s a word right? But it is! Sure you could dot the i’s, but would it really help?

source here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Handwriting/comments/1hgsc8/write_minimum_in_cursive_without_dotting_the_is/

Yes. Yes it would.

Wikipedia: Minim (palaeography)

Why the fuck would language evolve in such a completely illogical way like this

fuck every last bit of this

Humans invented writing as a way of communicating information and it’s pretty great on the whole but we maybe did not adequately prepare for depreciation in legibility

@official-linguistics-post ?

loaf with mama

90s anime women were so fucking beauitful god bless. i miss them so much

shes the cutest anime girl ive ever seen and shes in the bg for 2 seconds

i think im in love with her. bg characters 4ever ❤️

since so many people are reblogging this the anime is Golden Boy 💖 its an ecchi comedy so expect the average "boobs bouncing lots of sex jokes" kind of humor but the art style and character designs are so pretty im just kind of fixated on that

this is the main lady:tm: she has a manic look in her eyes sometimes that i really enjoy

OP please elaborate

with pleasure

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic

i couldn't connect with people i felt like mewtwo

no you do have to be interested in f/f pairings and if not you will be executed

this is literally what i think of when seeing 80% of girls/boys memes

good dynamic: character who’s too deeply rooted to a fault + character who’s never been able to form roots anywhere before

yeahyeaheyaheyeahyeahyeahyeah

ok everyone else shut up this is the only one that matters