in my ??? era

i’m proud of you for facing the days you really don’t want to face

I don’t do it willingly

i’m still proud of you for doing it

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

Dude that is too much slop for him

this trope so silly I enjoy it lots whenever I see it

hey. don’t cry. you’re not a Harry Potter adult

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

Oh man we're going places

why is this almost 200 notes

DO NOT DO THIS TO ME

can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid

Fastfood workers carry more weight in society than any giant robot.

Today's Seals Are: Um...Do You Mind

You were born with a unique set of eyes, ones that allowed you to view the sea as clear as glass. By the time you got old enough to join your ship’s crew, you were smart enough to know not to tell them about everything you saw below the waves.

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

I wanna frame the final results on my wall

fanart for podcast characters is so funny like how do you know

understood my apologies 🫡

I have a deep fear of being known BUT I have a slightly larger fear of being forgotten. the best solution I can come up with is making art every once in a while