I’m not sure if this is niche enough but here ya go

I am begging some of y'all to learn what the word "inherently" means, for the love of god

If you can't take the clowns, get out of the circus

But what if I wanna take the clowns out of the circus?

You can take a clown out of the circus. But you can't take the circus out of the clown.

give a man a circus and he'll clown for a day, but teach a man to clown and he'll circus for a lifetime

A clown in the hand is better than two in the circus

uhh, you can lead a horse to circus but you can't make him clown?

Does a Clown shit in the Circus?

Only if you put all your clowns in one circus

When in the circus, do as the clowns do.

All roads lead to the circus

If I had a clown for every time the city of Rome was replaced with a circus on this post, I'd have two clowns.

Which isn't a lot. But it's enough to start a circus.

[ID: Reblogs from different users: "You made this circus, now clown in it.", "you're clowning up the wrong circus", "Clown of all trades, circus of none.", "A bad circus blames its clown", "If you lay down with clowns you wake up in the circus", and "If a clown falls in a circus but no one is around to hear it, does it make a honk?" /end ID]

all i do anymore is have a cut on my finger

any shit resonates with you people

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

Settings > Meals > My Sandwich > Configure My Sandwich

This morning I had like the lesbian equivalent of that part from the Brian David Gilbert cooking video about getting called Boss haha

new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

this is a common law btw. you can check it out by looking up 'rule 34'

I spent a good chunk of my weekend scrambling to finish this comic. I hope you like it. I was really trying to push myself with the colours.

You know what’s wild? This comic still gets reblogged every single day. I made it so long ago it doesn’t even feel like my own work haha. Anyways, I guess I’m glad people still like it but it’s very weird to have One Piece of Art that Doesn’t Fade.

One of the rare times where a comment section is delightful the moment I open it

*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*

Live your dream.

Die temu ad die

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

It accidentally is latin

Accidental latin is my new favourite thing.

Found this in the margins of a medieval manuscript.

it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby

What's a video game?

Watch the new episode now on Dropout

who blazed this

Wow! What a great Direct! Some really interesting looking games and really cool upgrades to older games!

I can't wait to get a Switch 2! Wait what's that the announced the price?

Never mind, I think in fact can wait to get a Switch 2!

Game studios learn to optimize your fucking games challenge.

Who the fuck do you think you are? You are a toy. A glorified slinky.

publisher executives will actually tell their studios to have an inflated install size because gamers will assume that Bigger Install Means Better And More Game.

I couldn't find any sources on this, it seems more likely that it's just because optimization costs more than it worth to AAA devs

source: i work in the game industry and coworkers who experience it firsthand have told me this. not to say that optimization costs isn't one factor but. this is certainly another

There's a very good piece of software that compresses games with ***NO DETRIMENT TO PERFORMANCE***

https://github.com/IridiumIO/CompactGUI

I'd say it's magic but honestly it's just fixing corporate's bullshit junk data

For folks who want MELE and Veilguard on their pc’s at the same time