Puzzles!

*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*

Live your dream.

By Brandon Ward

Reposting my single favourite piece of official Star Wars media for no particular reason.

If the AI is going to insist on imitating humans, this man has decided to respond in kind.

in honor of season 3 of game changer airing, i’ve clipped brennan’s fully buckwild monologue from the final episode of season 2

there are a lot of funny tags and replies on this post but this one really got me

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

raidcore

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

I wanna say that was Tenet?

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​

holy fuck

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

Depending on the movie and the person, watching a movie with someone with a specific knowledge set featured in the movie is either a delight or a terror.

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

More women

Thank god they decided to make more

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

The tags fucking one shotted me

Damn she really musta been working 9 to 5 to make those women

What a way to make a living.

acrylic paint, acrylic resin

Item: Orb of Suburbia

This is 100% what a wormhole would look like as you walked around it. People usually visualize it as a kind of flat circle, like the game Portal, because that how we as 3-dimentional beings experience a doorway, but it would instead be 4-dimensional, and the way we experience that as 3D beings is a sphere like this where the surface looks like the outward view of the other location from the sphere.

Reblog for a wider sample size because I *cannot* believe anyone is using this