Source

Source

...*sigh*

*taps mic*

are you nerds ready to see TOP SURGERY KIRK??

this is one of the more expensive cosplays i've seen but you really can't argue with the results

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

Yeah....

ELVIS ?

Woah mama I'm Elvis

I told @strange-aeons that I had a dream that Matt Mullenweg announced Tumblr was going to be shut down on February 2nd of next year, and she demanded I make a post about it.

Here's the post. Let's see if I get hit with the ball of prophecy.

i regret nothing

The Neverending Story (1984)

This is exactly why speculative fiction is important

This is why taking a break for downtime is important

This is why being able to daydream and wander, is important

Without hope and dreams, we can’t even consider that a better world is possible

And that is exactly the point of overworking and underpaying us.

Michael Ende, who wrote The Neverending Story, also wrote Momo, where the villains are little grey men who convince you to “save time” by cutting out everything fun and meaningful in your life. But you never get the saved time back, the little men smoke it.

Momo should be vastly more well-known than it is, IMO.

Remember the World of Tanks simulator? It got an upgrade.

old photo from my great grandparents family pics collection

Readies my attack animation

Holds it

Parries, too early

Recovers

Parries, too early again

Hey, hey! It's alright. This attack timing is really difficult. I'll count it down so you can get the timing perfect, okay? 3, 2, 1...

Parries

UNPARRYABLE HEAVY ATTACK

the recurring plight

Kept me up at night

I’ve got it right here:

You’re welcome.

Do I have to do everything myself around here?