Strange Arrivals
Kermit (SNL) x Alien!reader
Summary: He's a little strange, but Kermit endears himself to you when he wants to take you just as you are. Tentacles and all.
Warnings: Tentacle porn. I've got not excuses. Tentacles in ass, tentacles in mouth, tentacles all over body. Slight body horror/unrealistic sex??? idk brother, the tentacles are going ALL THE WAY UP AND DOWN. He's not hurt though I promise and he's begging for it. It's 10/10 for everyone he's having a great time. Cum inflation. Suspend your disbelief.
Immersivity: Reader is an alien, no gender no nothing. Reader has tentacles idk what to tell you. Told from readers pov so no descriptions other than, once again, tenacles. Might be my most inclusive fic ever. Except for the tentatcles.
A/N: No muppets were harmed in the making of this tentacle porn.
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The woman had been taken, pantsless, kicking and screaming upstairs.
The other man was taken to a different room for some experiments.
But this one was for you.
You spoke first. “Be not afraid.”
His response surprised you. “Awfully easy for you to say that, you ain’t the one being abducted by aliens. I’ve seen Independence Day.”