we were halfway in a dream

pay me no heed brother. i'm simply being playful

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

im starting a foundation to introduce underprivileged children to forbidden techniques

i’d go to church if this was the sermon

because when I tell you that you don't get outside enough yet, that you haven't been outside enough yet, I mean that you don't know how to keep your boobs in that dress yet. you don't understand the power, the holiness of the safety pin yet. you don't know how to smoke your eye shadow out yet, you don't know what glitter shade works for you, what...what concealer shade works for you even, you don't know your eyebrow shape yet. and I've been there and I understand that and you're not there yet, you don't understand that the gay boys are at the lesbian club and the lesbians are at the gay boy club, and they're giving tips to the strippers!! they're the ones giving the tips!! you don't understand that yet because you have not been there. you have not felt the heating on the patio yet...okay? you have not heard the swipe of that ATM. and that's fine, cause that's not your business, not right now, you have much to learn. but do not speak as if you are one of the jedi, as if you sit at the round table bitch, you don't! you don't. so kindly shut up until then. and that's good advice, that comes from a a place of love, that comes from a place of understanding, because if I wanted to get you I would be quiet. I would be quiet! I wouldn't be giving you a recommendation. but I chose to say something to you and should count that as a blessing! you should count it as a blessing.

Lorna Selim (Iraqi, 1928 - 2021)

and we need to beat westerners with sticks for their neocolonial mindset of "ill use my passport privilege to move to a random location in asia and take advantage of weaker currency to live lavishly"

Oscar wild (jk)

Yi Hou

Spring ~ from “Puck Magazine” ~ 1916 ~ Raphaël Kirchner (Austrian artist, 1876-1917)

i wanna be like a royal patron of the arts but i pay boys to take hrt

>100,000 notes - mass market slop

10,000 notes - well executed crowd pleaser

1,000 notes - cult classic

100 notes - uncompromising avant-garde art for those of discerning taste

10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for

1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation

Lazarus OP

A pieta

富士山とソバ畑

Following Snoop Dogg on Instagram is one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.