after everything, still here

Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat

I don't have dysphoria you have dysphoria

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will

thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold.

— ALBERT CAMUS, “the myth of sisyphus”

i love to read a character's stoicism as awkwardness. yeah your posture is great and you're mysteriously surveying the scene but it's because you're stiff af and don't know how to approach anyone, right?

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

today i learned that there are cave paintings of bats and i think you all deserve to see them

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

shout out to the giant worm in the center of the earth. thank you for never surfacing 🙏 we appreciate you. have fun in the lower crusts

task manager kill this fucking thinbg

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.

tragic. they found an angel stcuk tangled in the telephone wires outsside your house. sorruy. yeah we dont know how to get it out cus anyone who approached the divine light of their holy aura got obliterated. yeah we forgot their names. it'll probably get free sooner or later. dont go outside

interesting point! lets not stare at it for too long okay!!