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does anyone want to do thisbwith me

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

sex is a lot like a horror movie in that it's awesome and sexual

and of course the squelching

does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

Sodomy

Sodomy

Sodomy

Weed then sodomy

i cannot recommend wearing fabric of mixed materials enough

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

man c'mon

baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me

woke up at 6 to feed the cats and blearily made sure to jot down the "genius post" rattling around in my skull so i wouldnt forget

average/medium is actually my favourite dick size you know. like yeah big ones are kind of mesmeric and little ones are like cute and make you feel powerful and sadistic but honestly I'm not tryna gape and gag all the time but like I also don't always wanna use someone's prostate as a mind control panel (like my wrist gets tiredddd girlllll!!!) anyway what was your question again? Oh yeah I feel like I would just have really great synergy with the team because I really bring a unique skillset or whatever. So did I get the job.

Pussy so good it sounds like I'm taking poison damage when I'm fuckin' it. Ough! Argh. Ah. Arrg! Uuuh. Ack!

pro tip: try to handicap yourself so its roughly 50-50, so they feel like theyre up against an equally skilled opponent

Pro tip: Try to use every ounce of strength you can muster so it is roughly 100-0, so they understand just how vast the gap is between their developing brains and motor skills, and your sheer raw power.

i thought watching breaking bad would make this picture make more sense and it did not. who made yhis and why. why would you make huell a star

LEGION by Tradd Moore 2023 Process Thumbnails - Pencil on 8.5"x11" computer paper Line Art - Pencil & Ink on 16.5"x18" bristol board Color - Photoshop The figure and background were drawn separately for animation purposes!