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Trump: STOP BEING MEAN TO MY FRIEND'S BUSINESS! BOYCOTTING IS ILLEGAL! I WILL MAKE YOU BUY HIS STUFF!

Me, gazing into Boston Harbor with a tear in my eye: that's what they said about the British East India Company my dude

so, I let my cousin sister (WHO IS 4 YEARS OLDER THAN ME) borrow my copy of "Catching Fire"

my boy... WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOY

I think someone should put me out of my misery honestly

is this fucking real

please for the love of god no. the only thing that could possibly make the position of trans women in america in 2025 worse is trans woman kanye. please jesus christ no anything but this please no

the good news is this was sandwiched in between tweets calling trans women men!

oh what a huge relief that's much more normal

some of my current favorite responses to weird/confusing sentences:

  • “many such cases”
  • “we love/hate to see it”
  • “honestly, work”
  • “many are saying this”
  • “love them or hate them they’re spitting straight facts”
  • “you conjure a beautiful world”

trans women: ugh i'm so tired of being seen as a disgusting worthless sex object

50% of people: aww don't worry i see you as a desireable sex object <3

other 50% of people: i just combed through your social media account and found out you have expressed sexuality several times before, even as recently as just last week. if you're not gonna be perfectly chaste and completely repress this emotion that most people have then you can't expect people not to see you as a sex object. you basically are one anyways

The best kind of hug is the one that makes your spine crack until you feel better…

JayVik fluff based on me desperately wanting someone to do that to me right now

adults disciplining children: i think i will communicate with this brand new human in the loudest, rudest, most obnoxious and socially off-putting way possible

adults disciplining children: i think i will behave in ways that are completely, radically unacceptable in literally any other scenario

adults disciplining children: welcome to earth! for the next ten years i will treat you in ways that i would not dare treat any other person. i do not treat other people this way because i know it is bad and wrong. hope you understand.

And then when the autistic child mimics this behavior to a tee because that's how they were inadvertently taught to socialize, they are further punished and it reinforces the behavior and teaches them this is how they are supposed to interact with other people when they have problems.

Hi it took me until I was nearly an adult to be friends with anyone because I was a huge asshole and had to unlearn pretty much everything my stepmother did that I had started mimicking.

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