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my posts are tagged as lessons of the hand and the mouth

i tag tlt spoilers; tmagp spoilers

i don’t tag tma, good omens, hannibal, ofmd, or arcane spoilers

i tag common tw/cws, ex trypophobia; suicide; SA (lmk if u need any others)

i don’t tag nsfw because i like boobies too much

nothing prior to oct. ‘22 is tagged.

hyperspecific post tags under the cut:

1930s news about a trans woman: Well I'll be curfuffled young Corlotta Jhonson has transformed herself from a dandy into a dame and what a Bombshell she's become. And How!

1930s news about trans men: Wanted dead or alive this young lady who started wearing trousers, the tomboy terror known only as The Crust is wanted for snorting the President's personal stash of opium and has slain nearly every senate member in a pistol duel.

I'm a huge fan of the early 1900s/late 1800s Mexican (?) transmasc who would threaten to shoot anybody who called him a girl. Looked like a total badass too. Please somebody know who I'm talking about.

I do know who you're talking about but can't remember his name.

His name is Amelio Robles. Just so people have the information ✨

This is the colorized picture of Colonel Amelio Robles Ávila from 1915

I love how everyone in the notes is claiming that this post is about a different trans man. They were all like that back then.

Ballet, like opera, is wonderful because it is monstrous, the hyper-development of skills nobody needs, a twisting of human bodies and souls into impossible positions, the purchase of light with blood.

Irina Dumitrescu, "Swan, Late: The unexpected joys of adult beginner ballet."

it's me and my two sources on medieval strap-ons against the world

Right, so.

Source One is Burchard of Worms' Decretum, Book XIX. The Decretum was a collection of canon laws compiled in the early half of the 11th Century. Book XIX, or The Corrector, was a penitential: basically a guidebook for confessors. Here's a sin, have u done it, here's your penance.

One of the questions for women was, essentially, "Did you make a dildo, strap it to yourself and fuck someone with it?". The original text is in Latin, and there's a few translations floating around of what it said. Here's one, which I spent the past three days looking for, because I wanted a direct source:

Have you done what women are wont to do: to make a certain device in the form of a male member to the measure of your will, and to tie it to your own or another woman's genitals with some ties, and commit fornication with other women, or others with the same instrument, or with another with you? - Translated from Latin, taken from "Die Bussordnungen der abendländischen Kirche nebst einer rechtsgeschichtichen Einleitung", F. W. H Wasserschleben

Pretty cut and dry re: the use of strap-ons. And dildos, because the next question is "and did you use this device on yourself?"

The second source is from the trial of Katherina Hetzeldorfer, specifically Female Sodomy: The Trial of Katherina Hetzeldorfer (1477) by Helmut Puff, which has an analysis of the trial as well as a translation of the trial texts.

Katherina is the first recorded woman to be executed for homosexuality. There's a lot to be said about her and the way she performed gender but what I'm interested in today is the strap. So, from the court text itself:

...She made an instrument with a red piece of leather, at the front filled with cotton, and a wooden stick stuck into it, and made a hole through the wooden stick, put a string through, and tied it round; and therewith she had her roguery with the two women...

And there we go! Two sources about people in medieval times using strap-ons, one from around 1020 and one from 1477.

there were some terfs in the notes of this which went unchecked as I muted this one ages ago, so:

THIS POST WAS MADE SPECIFICALLY WHILE RESEARCHING TRANSMASC CHARACTERS WHO HAVE SEX WITH MEN

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

cave Mouth perfec t size for climb in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort human sleep soundly put human in Cave Mouth. Put Human In Cave Mouth. no problems ever in ccave mouth because good Deep and Coolness for overhot ectotherm mammel. Cvae Mouth yes a place for put human in cave mouth can trust cave for giveing good shelter to human. friend cave

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