three thousand light years away

University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh

the professor uploaded this sideways. I'm sparing you at least that bit

Image from the best pdf I ever saw, [Elliot 2025]:

[Elliot 2050] - The Utterly Unhinged Elamo-Minoan Hypothesis https://www.academia.edu/128559713

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

more on this page:

not only testosterone gel has been recalled - if you click on the link above, you’ll see that there are a lot of other medications affected, ranging from ibuprofen to thyroid medication to psych meds and a whole bunch in between. i’d say usamericans who use ANY medication should check this list just to be safe

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that's there, which seems fake and wrong and it's frankly infuriating that it works >:|

This is picking up a bit so I thought I'd mention that, while this trick does work, it is regrettably the hardest fucking thing in the world to do :T

ASMR videos being popular and sought-after has to be the world's biggest prank against me. I fundamentally refuse to believe any of that is enjoyable. Hearing it turns me into an animal that needs to attack you so hard for Making those noises inside my ears.

Mukbangs are part of this same elaborate joke. But worse also because I Need to have sharp Claws and also a lobotomy of the part of my brain that limits the full human bite strength to deal with that one properly.

Me when a video exists for the sole purpose of making Horrible noises RIGHT into my ear hole

Co-signing this entire set of tags

went to the conservatory today, and saw an actual, real live bumblebee in there, trundling from flower to flower. which makes me think that bee heaven probably resembles a conservatory---the flowers are always blooming; there are strange benevolent keepers who ensure it. winter never comes.

#OP i'm so sorry to do this to you but. Are you some sort of Victorian. Are you buying Pre-Raphaelite paintings with overabundant nature #Are you perchance reading Darwin and finding in the Galapagos an echo of Eden #Are you interested in butterflies and moths and beetles and all sorts of bees (@northwest-by-a-train)

#BUT WHY ARE YOU SO SHOCKED TO SEE A BUMBLEBEE#I SEE THEM ALL THE TIME

crucially: the difference between an arboretum/botanical garden and a conservatory is that a conservatory is inside. (this is important because Chicago cannot grow orchids and date palms outdoors in early March.) to see a bee in that place? it's like seeing a crow in the hallway---while it's not as unlikely as, say, a coyote, you'd still mutter what the fuck to yourself if you encountered one on your way to the bathroom.

@chicago-mentioned

Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.

WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!

DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?

i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/

Why do you think there’s so few ghosts around? Why are most ghosts people who died violently? You gotta crack the bones to let the soul out. Most souls are trapped alone in the dark and silent ground (or teaching hospitals) for hundreds or thousands of years until the bones eventually start to break. People who are cremated get their whole soul released and it can reincarnate. But if someone dies violently then maybe only a couple of their bones are cracked and a little scrap of the soul escapes but it’s incomplete and confused. Can’t figure out how to leave, gets obsessed with its own circumstances, repeats actions, CANNOT be reasoned with. PROOF that the soul is in the marrow.

See I know what I’m talking about.

Sin is stored in the teeth btw which is why young children are innocent (they’ll get a do-over with replacement teeth) and the elderly are shameless (once you have no teeth to remember your sins, you have nothing to fear).

Upon review I think that maybe vodka isn’t for me.

Greek philosophers be like

Mega Man Legends (1998)

I don't know anything about YuGiOh but "Overworked" is the greatest card art they've ever done

Yeah that’s good but check out the original OCG art:

Me checking my inbox on tumblr dot com

CASIO PZ-8 (late 90s)

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.