yo whaddup

Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution

does anyone have the screenshot of the comment on the youtube video of molten iron slag being poured where it's a guy describing his experience witnessing the same thing written in the most beautiful prose imaginable

@f2tal @barabones with your key addition of 'seagulls,' i was able to find it!

imagining an alternate timeline where shakespeare wrote a play about king arthur. we would be so unwell

yeah cause thou art so well otherwise, tumblr user currently crying about Lancelot

you know what verily i deserv’d this

squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i know your sizes go all the way up to 5x. but can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i heard you're woman-owned. can i please see a fat woman wearing it though. yes, i understand you donate 50% of proceeds to this charity. i still do not see a fat woman wearing it. can i please see a fat woman wearing it.

APRIL FOOLS... SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

cousin modelo.... he's pushing a big lime

hey i’m actually using my claws and sensitive snout to dig in the soil right now can i call you back

For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there

this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me

​tumblr has some competition in the hate mail game

“ perverts “ — filet crochet by me

Ive hired 2,000 finches to eat your freshly sown lawn seed

can't stop thinking about this

his & hersterectomies. is that anything

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