i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars.

honestly now that you mention it, i sure am.

thanks for the reminder i am running low on

Oh my god I’m actually running so low on

I have a bad habit of calling things “loathsome” if they mildly inconvenience me, which usually isn’t that bad, but today I spilled my drink and said “loathsome juice…” under my breath without realizing that’s not a normal thing to say

everyone started laughing

BULLYING ME

EMET SELCH ISNT JUST A STARDEW VALLEY MOD?? I WAS JOKINGLY ROMANCING A FINAL FANTASY DUDE??????

You can’t get this anywhere else

People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it

You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u

hey uh quick question what the fuck is going on on the mbmbam wiki

highlights from travis mcelroy’s wiki page, from the perspective of someone who knows next to nothing about mbmbam and only visited the site because i wanted to know how old he was:

“At some point at a young age, Travis died for five seconds and returned with a dark passenger which compels him towards murder. Then, for as long as he can remember, Travis has been played by Albert Brooks.” 

“His aesthetic is hard to describe, though many have tried. Part goth, part cowboy, part dad, whatever it is, he’s pulling it the fuck off.”

“In Episode 290 it is revealed he has killed and he will kill again, and that his soul is the respite of a dark passenger.”

“Travis can only eat stone, which he does once a year for 48 hours straight, not stopping. The stone provides him enough nutrition to last the year.”

a huge thanks to the mbmbam fandom for absolutely nothing

Yeah that tracks

the saucy minx

Tantrum hole

Waste pipe for the cream cheese frosting factory

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

reblog to scare a xenoblade x fan

Tarsal claws on tarantulas. You agree.

YOU AGREE.

A very nice cat just greeted me like an old friend and escorted me from the bus stop to the shop while meowing conversationally and keeping perfect pace with me the whole way which was already incredibly charming but then it also waited on the corner by the shop, shouted to get my attention when I got out, and then chattered away while walking me back to the bus stop and demanded 5 minutes of little cheek scritches before wandering off into the night?? Who was he. Missed connections me 25M you cat of indeterminate age or gender interests nighttime walks do you wanna hang out again some time

American mink with iced fish.

Guess who’s my favorite!