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Hello, I am Crow and I like writing, among other things. I try to upload something at least 2-4 times a month. If anyoneโ€™s interested, you can find me here: ShyCrow

Current WIPs: I Am A Retired Hero And My Love Interest Is A Former Crime Lord?!- Jason/Danny. Danny is attending college in Gotham and is attempting to put the whole ghost-fighting thing on the back-end. However, ghost artifacts are going missing and his former enemies are coming to him for help finding them! Why are these ghost artifacts being targeted? As he gets deeper into the mystery, the local vigilantes start getting involved too. Also, Danny keeps getting fed by the Red Hood after a rather eventful first meeting. Night Circus- Dick/Danny. A string of bank burglaries leaves Gotham stumped. Money and valuables are going missing overnight. Cameras show nothing: One moment, a vault will be filled with money, and in the next, vanished as if itโ€™s never been there. Itโ€™s as if theyโ€™re being robbed by ghosts, with nary a clue in sight, except for a few strands of white hair left behind at the latest crime scene.

Chapters: 36/? Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Danny Fenton & Red Hood, Danny Fenton/Jason Todd, Batfamily Members & Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton & Ghost Ensemble, Danny Fenton & His Family, Danny Fenton & His Friends Characters: Danny Fenton, Red Hood, Jason Todd, Batfamily Members, Ghost Ensemble (Danny Phantom) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe: Danny Goes to College in Gotham, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Fluff, Action, Oblivious Danny Fenton, Background Canon Ghosts, Batfamily will show up, Dead On Main - Freeform, is the end goal, Slow Burn, Identity Porn, Misuse of Magical Ghost Artifacts, DC Stands for Disregard Canon, Most of the Batfamily Has Shown Up, I keep adding cats to this fic, cartoon violence, Mystery, Non-Consensual Body Modification, Danny Accidentally Becomes a Catboy, No Tucker that doesn't mean he's a furry now this is why he doesn't tell you anything Series: Part 1 of Girl, Help! My Potential Love Interest is a Former Crime Lord! Summary:

Danny Fenton did the whole hero thing, all right? He fought bad guys, saved the world a couple of times, became enemies with a secret government faction. And it was fun. Really, he had no regrets! But now it's time for him to buckle down and focus on getting that degree. It's a good thing Gotham University gave him a full ride. But things are just now starting to get more and more complicated...

It started as an accident that evolved into the Red Hood paying attention to Danny. And now ghosts are starting to lose objects that, if fallen into the wrong hands, can cause a lot of trouble for both Danny and the Ghost Zone. With the bats starting to take notice of him and the Zone's refusal to leave him alone, can he truly lead a normal life? And, more importantly, does he really want to?

If you hear screaming in the woods late at night, it's common advice on the folklore side of things to say no you didn't. Which, yeah, it's good advice on both the realistic and spooky side of things- there are a lot of animals that can make a sound like a human screaming, and if cryptids are a thing you don't want to fuck with that either. But call the cops anyway. Someone might actually need help, and they don't need you stumbling around in the woods late at night getting into trouble yourself, okay? ACAB, guys. Let the cops get eaten by the local cryptid.

AU where Jazz dies and becomes a ghost but only Jason can see her for some reason. She haunts him until he agrees to look after her brother. Why? Well...

Jazz- Look, i have good reason to believe my death will be his villain origin story and he will destroy the world.

Jason- (sighs, immediately thinking of Tim) okay and? So would my brother and I ain't breaking a sweat over it.

Jazz- (proceeds to mildly inconvenience Jason until he gives in)

Let them be mildly antagonistic towards each other. The opposite of hardcover or whatever the ship name is.

and while im thinking abt it

i enjoy fenton family angst for the sake of dcxdp just as much as the next guy but what i REALLY prefer is dannyโ€™s parents finding out heโ€™s a ghost and just being like โ€œbut likeโ€ฆitโ€™s just dannyโ€ and helping him fight ghost crime and whatever.

i think they still wouldnt LIKE ghosts but like. thats their son. they raised him, they know him. why would they ever hurt their boy? ghost or not danny is a fenton

That's still kind of angsty if you get down to it. Danny is half-ghost and while his parents accept him, they still hate half of what he is, and I'd think anybody would be insecure about that. Them going, "Oh, you're our son. It's different! You're one of the only good ones!" isn't all that reassuring to your kid.

... Kind of parallels real life, sadly.

Been writing between bouts of anxiety and depression, but it's going real slow folks. Kind of hard to concentrate when your country is becoming a fascist dictatorship and you're low-key terrified that one day it's going to actually be illegal to write the stories you want to write. Oh, and if things continue going the way they're going, the medication I need to take daily in order to... you know, live, might become unaffordable without medicare and the little I get from disability.

To the people that voted for this- fuck you. And to the people who decided that not voting was better than voting for the obvious lesser evil- fuck you too.

Instead of beating the shit out of Tim at the tower, Hood just kidnaps him. He regrets this almost immediately, because Tim immediately susses out what Jason's planning and abruptly starts arguing with him about it.

Robin- (sulking) I can't believe you want to beat up our dad. Hood- Iโ€™m not beating him up. Robin- Emotionally, you are. Thanks for that. I worked hard making that disaster of a man into a semi-functional human being after your death and now youโ€™re just going to go and undo all of it. Hood- If Batman canโ€™t handle a simple philosophical discussion, that ainโ€™t my problem. Robin- (screeching) You want him to watch you kill the Joker and not do anything! Hood- I donโ€™t see anything complicated about that.

tim drake is a rare case where every wild, out-of-context thing you hear about him gets even wilder with context

made up a fake uncle to avoid getting adopted? first he had to steal his dead dad's will and change it to include the name of his fake uncle, then he forged an entire legal paper trail to fool even batman, and finally hired an out-of-luck actor to play the uncle and had brainstorm sessions with him about his character backstory. judging from his surprised reaction when bruce offered to adopt him, he probably did this to avoid being put into foster care and didnt even consider that bruce might want to adopt him (even though he already adopted three orphans before him) (and then bruce learned about this and gave him more freedom and crimefighting gear so tim could like him)

snuck into gotham during no man's land? he did this twice, first by himself to meet his girlfriend in the hospital while she was giving birth (he snuck into the ER as a nurse), then with his young justice friends who thought he was having daddy issues with batman and wanted to help (this was before he was adopted by bruce) (they also picked up an atlantean tourist on the way who wanted to sightsee gotham)

blew up several of the league of assassins' secret bases? before that he spent days working with them as a member to gain their trust (this was when he robbed that art museum) and all the while they were holding his dad's coworker's daughter who came to search for tim and learned about his secret life as an assassin before she learned he was robin (and then somehow fell in love with him)

becomes evil batman who kills in the future? not only that, he also convinces his friends to be evil with him and then takes control of half the country right after he kills every rogue in gotham and also his aunt. tim fought this version of himself at least three times, and each time swore that he would never become gun batman (he still becomes gun batman)

used his own legal last name as a hero name? he didnt even come up with the idea for that, he met an alternate earth version of himself (also evil) who was using that name and thought "oh that's a good name" and stole it for himself. he didnt bother to check if other drake's identity was public before he started using it. then he got pulled aside and told off personally by batman for using such a dumb name and that's why he's not called drake anymore

insulted jason to his face while he was trying to kill him? did this multiple times and even kicked jason in the nuts once (not while they were fighting, just as payback) (he's jason's favorite brother now)

and then anything that happened with young justice doesnt need any context because it's exactly as weird as it sounds. yes, he did save the fate of a planet by playing baseball with his friends. yes, they did invade an entire sovereign nation to rescue their one friend's parents who had turned into babies. yes, they did see santa claus die in a fiery explosion

young justice also blew up Mt. Rushmore, broke into a government facility to break out their friend, and helped out space bounty hunter Lobo when he was turned into a teenager and then later ran around with his teenage clone

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Aaaaand I think I have a design for catsuit danny =D Not sure I'm quite happy with the gloves and I still havent decided between a plain black mask or one that looks more like a tuxedo cat, but I rly like everything else! I know it's described kinda like a one-piece bodysuit? But evertime is see a hero/villain/vigilante in a fullbody suit with no visible closures a little voice in me goes "but how do they peeee????". So. It's designed to look like a bodysuit but actually it's a top, pants and a jacket (+ boots and gloves). I think the belts would actually be black? i just kept them white here for readability.

(also the boots have paw pads on the soles because ofc they do)

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