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never doubt that i love you

@simmonsized / simmonsized.tumblr.com

novie/like 30/wa i'm homestuck and i write homestuck fanfiction! I'm in my rvb renaissance right now
sometimes i draw and do other stuff
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The Bro Strider Meta Post (yikes)

Hi, it took me literally 5 days and a lot of pondering over whether or not to share this. I donโ€™t mean for this to be something to like, start debates, nor do I want to argue with people about it, itโ€™s just. Something I poured a little bit of time into, for the express purposes of my own entertainment.

But jokey jokes or nuh-uh, I promised Bro Thoughts, and I have delivered those thoughts. Some of it is speculation, some of it is me leaving you to your own devices, to draw your own conclusions. I probably sound a little unhinged, if Iโ€™m being honest, but after writing a very long fanfiction where this dude plays a main role, it feels par for the course.

So without further ado, I present my little nightmare:

Bro In Context: Speculation and Extrapolation Based on Canon Evidence and In Relation to Dirk Striderย (Part 1): Canon Evidence, Speculation, Extrapolation

#it is on google docs so i can take it away if you can't behave yourselves#most of this is about puppets it is in fact almost 20 pages of puppets#the puppets are really integral to the story#tw for mentions of puppet p(o)rn canon depictions of abuse#discussions of that abuse#speculation about that abuse and discussions in relation to that#it's jsut a lot#it's actually not that long word wise but like#it's a lot of reading and looking at pictures#so#that's me i guess#i also take a swipe at the epilogues but that has less to do with the epilogues and more about the perceptions people have abt dirk bc of t#e epilogues so please don't take that the wrong way#also it has a fair amount to do with dave are u surprised lol#yes it's me ao3 user deserts the freak with the 500k+ fanfiction in 2022#i know i'm shocked too#well here it goes i guess#jesus christ i'm fucking regretting this already#also yes i made a new gmail so no one could see my fucking name or whatever ur not the boss of me
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HAL STICKERS 2.0...โ—

hi again, very pleased to say that im selling an all new sticker of that one guy! things have been kind of tight on my end, my girlfriend lost her job in october of 2024 and ive been supporting our household with my income alone since then! what better time to bring back hal than when im most desperate? if you like this specific design of lil hal, consider supporting the creator! :D as always, thanks a bunch guys!

link!

#tony bought me one last time heheh#maybe he will again!#homestuck#so cute
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Reblogged nebroska
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are you uncomfortable from your hands being dry? if you apply lotion, you can instead be uncomfortable with how greasy they are now. Subscribe for more tips!

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Did one hundred (like 20) lunges at skate practice on Saturday and ough ouch owwie augh I was not stretched out enough for that

#my poor glutes
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Reblogged uncannycory
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I always find it funny when people write bdsm erotica where the dom is really aggressive and demanding and the sub is all sweet and innocent when I feel like more often than not the dynamic is a sub who asks for the most insane, out of pocket, dangerous, borderline illegal, unhinged shit and a dom who's like "hmmm ok yeah maybe we can scale that back a bit"

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this is basically my experience. itโ€™s so funny when i see shit that posits this as like, yeah the domme is in charge

noooo itโ€™s more like youโ€™re the comic relief assistant to a boss who has a lot of bold ideas combined with a shaky grasp on what is actually physically possible

and you gotta go โ€œcan do bossโ€ and start making diagrams

#LITERALLY
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Reblogged hakuryuu
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Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

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Reblogged irithylldancer
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i wish dog owners would shut the fuck up sometimes

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โ€œheโ€™s just friendly thatโ€™s why heโ€™s knocking you over!โ€ no you just have done zero training because you think owning an animal is the equivalent of having a toy

#some people do not understand why i do not want a large animal jumping at me in public and i feel so bad for the dog#because they literally don't know better they're just so excited#but im like dear owner this dress costs 300 dollhairs
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