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The Shouting Void

@simonimonim / simonimonim.tumblr.com

I mind my business, I barely drink water, and I stay up way too late at night. Fwm 👍🏿

i'm sorry the hawk tuah coin thing is kind of funny...not saying people deserve to be scammed but it's...the hawk tuah coin. genuinely why did you invest in the fucking hawk tuah coin.

explain this to a financial advisor with a straight face

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me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

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Actual Conversation between me and my 8th graders this morning

Tenor Sax Player: I have a theory that you're really straight but in it for the long con

Bass Clarinet Player: What are you even talking about?

Me: I don't know about your theory, considering he just told me about Billie Eilish Converse that drops at 10 am.

BC: Ooh you got me there

TS: What's your point?

Me:...Hey [Bari Sax Player] did you know Billie Eilish has converse dropping at 10 am today?

Bari Sax Player: Truthfully I don't even listen to Billie Eilish

BC: She's literally my goddess

TS: Oh I get it now

(Don't worry the kid is out loud and proud)

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