i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is
You've been cast into a fictional setting, and you don't get to pick your genre. This wheel picks it for you.
i'm sorry the hawk tuah coin thing is kind of funny...not saying people deserve to be scammed but it's...the hawk tuah coin. genuinely why did you invest in the fucking hawk tuah coin.
explain this to a financial advisor with a straight face
i was cheering for him...
Depression comic
YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW
well damn
Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"
Actual Conversation between me and my 8th graders this morning
Tenor Sax Player: I have a theory that you're really straight but in it for the long con
Bass Clarinet Player: What are you even talking about?
Me: I don't know about your theory, considering he just told me about Billie Eilish Converse that drops at 10 am.
BC: Ooh you got me there
TS: What's your point?
Me:...Hey [Bari Sax Player] did you know Billie Eilish has converse dropping at 10 am today?
Bari Sax Player: Truthfully I don't even listen to Billie Eilish
BC: She's literally my goddess
TS: Oh I get it now
(Don't worry the kid is out loud and proud)
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
It’s real
The legends were true