Iโm not usually one to hop (haha) onto the meme train but I found that comic absolutely delightful.
This sent a very real chill down my spine
are you ok
disney built the biggest and most expensive animatronic ever in their history and then built a mountain around it and it BROKE a couple of months after the ride opened and itโs impossible to fix it without dismantling the entire mountain structure and thatโs honestly the most hilarious verified disney factโข ever
the second most hilarious being that the chum animatronic on the finding nemo ride at epcot used to pop out of the barrel to scare guests but one time a cast member was walking past it during an opening/closing procedure and it popped out and smacked them clean in the face so now itโs turned off permanently
The really hilarious part is that the busted Yeti is even worse than this description makes it sound.
TL/DR version: the structural layout of the Expedition Everest attraction is so complicated that Disney had to use a technique called โprevisualisatonโ to construct it - essentially a four-dimensional blueprint that specifies not only how the structure should be put together, but the exact point in time that each step should occur. That precision in timing is actually kinda critical, because if certain parts of the structure are subject to stress too early (e.g., before the concrete is fully cured, before additional supports have been installed, etc.), theyโll be permanently weakened.
Well, long story short, when the ride went into action, Disneyโs engineers quickly discovered that the numbers werenโt adding up: the internal stresses the ride was producing every time they turned the animatronic yeti on were literally tearing the whole mountain apart. Itโs clear that something got screwed up during construction: either somebody performed a step with the wrong timing, or in the wrong order, or the previsualisaton was messed up to begin with. The trick is, they have no idea what the actual error was - and the ride canโt be repaired until they figure out what went wrong in the first place.
So now they just point a moving strobe light at the motionless yeti to create the illusion of motion, which is why itโs been nicknamed the โdisco yetiโ.
When companies have too much money and need to chill
hereโs an example of what the yeti looked like whenย it actually worked.
yo uhhhh thats fucking terrifying
THE YETI IS AMAZING and I so badly wish I could have seen it action. (Disco Yeti is my friend tho)
But this is a very important point.
The yeti is not broken.
The yeti works perfectly. But due to some calculation error
They canโt turn the yeti ON or else heโll tear down the mountain.
So now their biggest and most impressive animatronic ever gets strobe lights flashed at it so your eye is tricked into thinking it moves.
Disco Yeti my beloved <3
One thing I really appreciate about Into the Spider-Verse that I donโt see people talk about very often is how competent they portray Peter B as.
Like, in any other movie, youโd have a similar character whose live has become a mess, and theyโre sad and kinda pathetic to look at, and when the time comes for them to step up, they just sortaโฆflop. Theyโre held back by everything, and they just become incompetent.
But Peter B is different. Yeah, heโs a sad, lonely, middle-aged man who cries in the shower while wearing a spandex suitโฆ
But despite all thatโฆheโs still shown to be extremely good at being Spider-Man.
He escapes from being tied up while still holding a casual conversation
He takes down Miles in less than 10 seconds.
He strolls along the side of a building like itโs nothing.
And when you think about it, over the course of the movie, he kicks a LOT of ass. Heโs a badass super hero, despite his flaws.
You ever notice how, when he puts on the mask, his gut sorta disappears? Thatโs too big of a detail to be an oversight. Thatโs intentional. I mean, in-universe, it doesnโt make too much sense, but to us, itโs meant to show that itโs not holding him back from being a hero.
Heโs not held down by everything. Yeah, heโs a jaded, depressed, mid-life crisis Spider-Man. But heโs still Spider-Man.
They easily couldโve made Peter B sort of pathetic and had him be more of a hinderance than a help during battles. But they didnโt. And I feel like that was a really good way to pay respect to the character while still showing that heโs a heavily flawed individual.
Scuba Cat from Katamari Damacy
I wish it wasnโt so normal to take pictures and record videos of complete strangers for laughs online. Literally one of my biggest fears is going onto Instagram or something and seeing a picture of me out in public circulating. that just seems so violating and humiliating and I feel for everyone whoโs had that happen to them.
Oooh yes, it's the "You're not getting bullied" guy with a new banger!
Bohemian Rhapsody. We Will Rock You. Somebody To Love. All hit singles, and all the direct product of a band that was formed when an astrophysicist and a dentistry major found a new friend in an art college, who then went on to recruit a fourth member from the electronics school. Based on this alliance I propose the rift in society between Arts and STEM students was fabricated to keep us separated so as to dilute our true power - and fabricated by who, you may ask? The business major, the only member of society who reaps no reward from art and science and thus must weaken us so as to stay ahead. In this essay I will
wheres the essay op
the business majors silenced them
The Underwater screen saver, from Windows 98
a graph based on my observations
I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.
YES.
Pokรฉmon Yellow ๐
growing up on tumblr is weird bc they let you say anything on here except show tits but on tiktok you have to censor curse words and say things like d1e and then instagram calls it hate speech for saying u dislike men
They used to let us show tits
They used to let us show tits
GET the fuck back in there nobody gonna invent society n taxes now bitch!!!
i need to stop sitting like a shrimp