FIRST STRIKE

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Hey everyone, I'm Tyler and this is my blog! Yeah. (duh captain obvious xoxo)
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LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!!!

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jointphotographicexportsgroup

this episode made television history for fastest facial hue change by an adult male comedian

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deepnightdetective-deactivated2

Trainer: Pikachu. Buddy. We need to have a talk. Pikachu: (pikachu noise) Trainer: You’re going to be fighting a Gengar. This might get weird. Might be a little strange. You’re going to see things you may not totally understand. Just hang in there. I know you’ll do great, pal.

having too many tieflings is gay culture.

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woegarden

you fool, tieflings ARE gay culture. no tiefling is straight

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shorthalt

fuck. fuck. im such a fool. im such a fucking fool.

Out of all the pokemon that are “just an animal,” Toucannon is the most “just an animal.” Even Tauros has the tails and gems. Even seel and dewgong have horns and style. This Fruity Loops-peddling motherfucker is exactly a toucan, failing to live up to the ballistic promise of its awesome name.

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ajanigoldmane

hey now this particular toucan is pissed the fuck off

We all have something we want to protect. No matter how weak we are…we will fight to protect. We will never stop trying!

Alright you know what bothered me about the Overwatch comic?

1. Tracer took her time thingie off. I’m almost positive they previously said she couldn’t or else she’d start skipping in and out of time and stuff.

2. Why is Widowmaker visiting the grave of her husband, she isn’t supposed to care that he’s dead. It makes zero sense.

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