fuck it. worm on a string picrew chain. let's fucking go

happy worm creation my friends

tagging @areyoudoingthis @cursed-coat-of-homosexuality @peanutbutterex @tfemteach @piratecaptainscaptainpirates (no pressure 💛)

I made one of these because they seemed fun :)

Anyone else who would like to should feel free! But also some no pressure tags: @readingismyhobby24 @kitkatthekitkatkat @bloodyentrails @eatsless @trans-meowsculine @tami-isnt-here @ratbugs @worm98 @crisismoth @howtotrainabraincell

give it a go if you like @disniq, @tiofrean, @daysanddangerousbits, @the-dykeknight, @mashumaru, @stvlti or anyone else who i've sadly forgotten ❤❤❤

No pressure tagging @sunlitlemonade @azol-otl @bestangelofall @jaycewithawhy and @deepwithintheabyss

Thank you for the tag 🥰

No pressure tags: @slightlycomicobsessed @glitter-stained @bonerot19 @sasheneskywalker @flower-sniffing-friend @missmorwen @burninblood @vyrd @redhoodinternaldialectical and whoever sees this and wants to do it.

no pressure tags: @alicepooryorick @biteorflight @kermit-coded @hyper-dorphin @totallynotpeterparker @alias-mike @sunny-s1de-upp @prettyboymd @atomicnerdbeing + anyone else who wants to join !

@brakeneckspeeds @gawain-the-tax-evader @thequiver @man-me--a-sand @wolvierinez

Thanks for the tag bestie!!!!!

Worem!

@lilyntlrs @empressofthelibrary @fyers @squishmelo

Waerm!!!

@twinklecupcake @hypotheticalme @crayonurchin

Her name is Dandelion Crayon :D

@techmomma @paeonia-horse

no pressure tagging @foodielovethealicorn @daintydoilypon and also at anyone else who fancies making a worm on a string creature thing.

Listen here...if there's a funfetti option, I'm picking it.

Thanks for tagging me! I'll tag @chromaslip @flashmod and @temper-temper if they wish and anyone else who may want to.

Werm

Tagging @allyooops @doeblossom @askcrescentshadow @whirlwindflux @wingshornsandchaos @kazzmcsass @randomgurustuffs @temper-temper

WORM

@temper-temper @upsidedown-ace @nopony-ask-mclovin @creacher-feetcher

YO THANKS FOR THE TAG!!!

@imsoglitter @adventuremo0n @softholly @jasper-eris-uwu @swampymelonpatch @cringefailmanloser @persy-r-bozo @whyamistillawake @fruitypieq

and anye0one else!!!

Thank you for the taggg!!!!

@steiiaoctangula @full-time-femboy @pigoen-kid @glyphwright @arimonsterwolf

WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS!

(Thx for the tag ^^)

@evilplants @dittohasablog @a-decent-human-being5 @dachshund-games @ottoillustrates

WOOORRRMMMSSSSS

@netsuiijou @spacee-ace @lilbeararts

WÖERM

@memoirs-of-a-crow @sketchingstars03

now I can finally frolic in the wöerm fields… peace at last…

@shynetyme06 @saphtoken @goodlynn @my-names-kris @bluepr1ntyy @starbird06 @novainthevoid @sandeewithtwoe @problems-exe @hexcia

Just a little guy…. A little worm…!

@whittloresdumpster @somegrumpynerd @somehhuuuhh @pigeonstab @the-cactus-taco @vantriloquist (not force! ^_^)

Creached.. ty for the tag!

OH MY STARS THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN!!!

@shinjiro-aragaki99 @languri @misdre

@arandomshotinthedark @kaidagreenscale

Doom The Dark Ages gameplay 9/9

Fucking epic if you ask me

this duck LOVES pink drink

where are my orreheads!!

I'm not allowed to play paladin with one of my playgroups anymore, because the last time I did, one of the rogues in my party decided kill a townsperson in front of me "just to see what would happen," and the moment she did I used a smite evil and killed her instantly. Everyone else (except the DM) thought it was a dick move that I basically forced her to roll an entirely new character after one night.

That's the only proper way to play a paladin.

You pick a fight, you get the smite.

"it's what my character would do" says the rogue.

"samesys!" Says the paladin, cheerfully rolling a nat 20 smite to destroy the rogue.

A valid response to the Rogue before inflicting God's wrath upon them.

Rogue: That's not fair!

Paladin:

One thing I must give to 5e.

Paladins see evil and they can go like:

"But you don't understand, I'm quirky and oppressed."

Paladin:

People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I’d pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It’s very simple in places. It’s basically the cookbook for people who think, ‘I’m really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can’t think of anything else to cook that won’t exhaust me’. And it’s free!

SPREAD THE WORD THIS IS FUCKING GOD TIER OH MY GOD, SOMETIMES I HAVE SPOONS SOMETIMES I DON’T BUT NO COOKBOOK OFFERS LEVELS IN THEIR RECIPES THIS ONE DOES!

also found here:

the ebook is FREE here also

@silkdamask-blog

I want to use this #cookbook for the name alone!

I have to hand it to Donald Trump, I didn’t think the sequel to the 1932 Great Emu War would be a trade war against the penguin nation but he truly continues to be an innovator in the stupidity industry

For further reading of this absurdity.

Also I've said this before but advertising is an industry that should be considered as pointless and harmful as fossil fuels.

"as harmful as fossil fuels? don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?" the world's largest and most sophisticated surveillance networks that gather incomprehensible amounts of personal data to make profits technological companies who are the largest corporations on the world and shapers of public opinion often for the worse, all do it for advertising.

Cut the head, just ban advertising.

been listening to the knuckles raps from sa2 while pretending to not know the music is from a video game and i highly recommend the experience. really good from the perspective of a normal rapper who talks about ghosts trying to kill him and his ability to telepathically detect gemstones in the earth

i did this once while driving a classmate who knew nothing about sonic to college and she said in full seriousness ‘it’s so sad that he feels like he can’t depend on anyone but himself’

On the wings of evening ~

May he plow the Lord’s fields in heaven

Dave Brandt was probably the longest running no-till farmer in the state; he'd been running his land no-till since 1971. He experimented with fertilizers, cover crops, and different irrigation techniques and he'd been doing all of that for a very long time.

The guy was an institution all on his own; look at this.

I know I've said it before, but--that first point, there, about the "A" profile of his soil? Every time I think of it, I am taken aback with genuine awe.

So this is a picture of the soil horizons. The O profile/O horizon is stuff like fallen leaves, sticks, and so on, which are biodegrading into the A profile. A fair amount of soils might have no O profile at all.

If you are a gardener, the A profile is what you're concerned with most of the time; it's what we also call "topsoil." Your seeds germinate into it, and shallower plants might root into it alone without ever reaching the B profile. Worms and other small delvers live in it. It's what you're amending, what you're testing, what you're tilling, what you're trying to fill up with good microorganisms to work with your plants and provide you with food or flowers or cover.

I see this quote around sometimes, attributed to radioman Paul Harvey: Man — despite his artistic pretensions, his sophistication, and his many accomplishments — owes his existence to a six inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains.

Without the topsoil, bluntly, we starve. And there are other problems, in places with a lack of it; without the topsoil, when the rains come, the water strikes hard soil. Hard soil doesn't accept water easily, so instead it pools and runs downhill. That action makes flooding, makes flash floods, makes standing water that carries disease, it contaminates the water table. Cholera is a huge problem in places with a low A profile that receive too much water at once.

We are seeing topsoil depletion across the US. I can't speak for other countries, but the heavy-tilling agricultural habits we've adopted here have obliterated inch after inch of our topsoil; in the 1800s the average depth was fourteen inches! Today it is six. Many suburban lawns have even less. This has knock-on effects we don't even consider on the day-to-day (for instance, there's some suggestion that the lower amounts of various minerals in vegetables and fruits today in comparison with earlier decades might be because of the lower amount of minerals in the soil for the plants to take up into themselves).

And this gentleman took soil that had been that abused and not only returned it to what it had been before the aggressive, destructive European agricultural policy had its way, but trebled that earlier depth.

His land protects the land around it from flooding. His land grows plants less susceptible to disease, because of all the various stressors and pressures those plants aren't confronted with. His land almost certainly has a considerably higher concentration of microorganisms and it would follow that we'd also see greater diversity of macroorganisms thereby.

Honestly, it just takes my breath away.