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for everyone else, my intro is below the cut <3
for anyone interested, I recently made a throne! I will be updating it and adding lingerie for new pics <3
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“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun
everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3
Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week
Drinking spiders??!
You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.
And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.
I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.
We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.
I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.
It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.
“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,
i really really hate to ask like this cuz I feel pathetic but, I am here to boost my Kofi cuz we run out of food and toiletries really fucking fast, meanwhile my neglectful mothers blows her money(mostly my own) on bullshit we really don't need...
i need help is basically what I'm saying. i feel pathetic that I am disabled and can't work a real job so I have to rely on socials for income/feeding me m the pets cuz I live with people who suck money out of me while treating me terribly. i budget my income so I eat only once a day now. i try to draw so much for my enjoyment and audience but it's genuinely hard to do so when you don't have proper energy.
sorry to e-beg constantly, I'm really struggling.
if you’re a trans sexworker on here and you stop being as polite and subservient as possible to people who don’t respect you or think of you as anything but a walking parasocial pile of tits, people get real mad about it
What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?
Cuz my local Food Lion hid the produce section from me
Bethesda ass grocery store 😡😡😡
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This also means they can spy on straight people just to make sure they aren't lgbt. This is not just against gay people, it's a cover up for violating human rights. It's never just against one group of people, it's always about controlling the masses while blaming a group of people so nobody looks at the root of the problem.
ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.
ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals
