Pinned
Words were exchanged between friends โ the house of human companionship was established in secret โ eons passed โ eons passed โ eons passed โ eons passed
A) The house was diminished!
B) The house was strengthened!
C) The house was swept away!
D) The house was swept away!
step 1. get everyone in the world to want to fuck me
step 2. vow of celibacy
its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little
*tarrifs your blog*
WE DID NOT CALLS YOU A SLUR. SMรAGOL CAN RECLAIMS IT
its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%
daily reminder that if you like something someone made tell! them! tell them tell them tell them TELL THEM
arca photographed by alex raduan
for sale baby shoes our boot just had a litter^-^
i'm rearranging their guts but like. sorted by color and texture. due to the autism.
stop eating raisins with the cravens and come eat suckling hog with a fucking dog
not to be all i told you so about ancestry tests but 23 and me went bankrupt and can now legally sell human genetic information to the highest bidder, as per their privacy policy which was signed by approx. 15 million test takers
im still mind blown that people really readily submitted their dna so they could be classed by ethnicity on paper permanently. like yeah theres no way this could go badly huh
chug chug chug
born to keg stand forced to sippy milk
hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me
Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve
