Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

Post is set for a week, let's see how it goes...

He is an interesting critter bro

RICO FROM HANNAH MONTANA?!

Hey be sure to go to your blog settings, head down to visibility and turn on this little button that prevents Tumblr from stealing your posts and using it to train AI learning models. Good job, fuckheads, great update.

smash or pass

@smartiepants217

80 years old... he shouldve been at the club

I think you’re talking about my grandfather

sick of “scottish independence” this and “irish reunification” that

theres 3 of us and 1 of england

i say we just kick the english out the uk

Ireland, Scotland, and Wales kick England out and join the UK as the United Celtic Nations.

We can do this folks we can even steal some of france

Steal the French to assert Gaelic Dominence 

Might as well take Nova Scotia too.

Listen, I may be American, but I’m more than willing to help in the efforts. Down with the British Governance of countries that despise them! Revolution time babyyyy!

Why rickrolling is problematic

The post got a bit long so I put it under a readmore. This is important, please read

Keep reading

this post is going around again today for some reason i’m glad people are spreading awareness

It’s time to stop and spread awareness

Like really.

More people need to be aware of the dangers

Especially those who aren’t strangers to love.

Did this post help you know the rules?

hi guys. so, since we have all noticed the tumbleweeds and sand on our dry-as-a-desert dashboards recently, reblog this and start a conversation in the tags. it could be anything, from a subject you have a very strong opinion on, to something you would like to know about me or the person you reblogged it from, or something about yourself which you would like to share. it could even be the weather outside, or how many people you've murdered this week. and invite the person seeing it to reblog and continue the convo!

#ive had a whole as convo bout this before but why do small dogs literally worship satan

do you think satan is actually a chihuahua because if so i wouldn't be surprised

you know what

yes

but like why them? at first theyre cute (ive never liked em) but then theyre just... demonic Like possess a demonic looking dog satan youre clearly a noob lmao

as opposed to possessing rottweilers?

Rotties have the square head defense.

What that means? Not a clue.

But the small dogs are chosen because of the high concentration of evil they allow, since it doesn’t have to be dispersed through a larger area

consider : standing on roombas to move around

i can't carry my own weight + the weight of my existence and sins. what makes you think a roomba can?

roombas are more mentally stable than most humans. it is a fact

Until you tape a knife to them, then it’s every ankle for themself

what a way to go though

Very true, honestly it’s the only way to go

consider : standing on roombas to move around

i can't carry my own weight + the weight of my existence and sins. what makes you think a roomba can?

roombas are more mentally stable than most humans. it is a fact

Until you tape a knife to them, then it’s every ankle for themself

brock-obama:

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

::bows with a flourish::

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

@revfrog

Reblogging for the last gif

I’m done.

I always see this and think im not gonna reblog it and then i see that last gif and it is no longer a choice

date of origin: May 5th, 2014

@worldheritagepostorganization

I think I found one for you

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

THIS 

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Sure why not

Agreed

Y'know, why not?

Oh God I hope this is not a hoax. EDIT: Fucking weird!! An hour after I did this I got a response back on some work I’d quoted on but never thought would happen. And the guy apologised for not replying sooner!! Fuck the bagel worked :-)

Come on fire bagel, do your thing!

could use this 😫

I really need this rn