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The smartest, most evil Mario Party play of all time.

The power of having a very expressive model. That devious sly smile really elevates the clip

uwu

Being really into Frankenstein while at the same time being Chinese is so funny because every time Lord Byron gets brought up, the way his name is pronounced always makes me think of the word 白人 (bái rén), which translates into “white guy”. Lord White Guy.

ahh if it isn't my rich and influential friend, the honorable judge honkey

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

Me: yeah in the future we make fun of hipsters again. But we don't call them that, we call them "guys into stomp clap hey" and joke about how they like mediocre overpriced burgers and make podcasts

The 2010s fandom blogger I time traveled to, visibly shaking: can we please go back to that thing you said about destiel

My mind reals at the idea that people couldve been playing music like this 4000 years ago

Repost from AJ+

“When our grandchildren ask what we did during the genocide in Gaza, I’ll say I refused.”

"Ella Keidar Greenberg is in jail for refusing to serve in the Israeli army, a decision she announced publicly outside the military recruitment center. She’s currently being held in solitary confinement, according to Mesarvot, an organization that supports conscientious objectors. AJ+ spoke to her before her detention."

Emoji starter pack

i think it’s really funny when fandom people make fun of nonfandom people for not recognizing a fandom url. shit like “jackstanifold” or “strifesuccubus” or “hobocop” are not immediately recognizable as fandom references dude

“how did you not immediately recognize tumblr user ‘bigbluesoup’ as a fandom reference 😂” girl how was i expected to.

anyways put in the tags if you have a fandom url and how recognizable you think it is

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

quite literally me when i am lying

Beyblade heavyweight division

⎓∷ ʖ∷𝙹 ꖎ╎ꖌᒷ ╎ リᒷᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ !¡ᔑ∷ℸ ̣ᓭ ⎓𝙹∷ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⍊ᒷᓭᓭᒷꖎ ╎ᓭℸ ̣⊣ ╎ᒲ ⊣𝙹リリᔑ ↸𝙹 ᔑ ∷ᒷ⎓⚍リ↸!!!!!

They are going as fast as they can 👽

ʖ⚍ꖎꖎᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ╎ 𝙹∷↸ᒷ∷ᒷ↸ ᔑꖎꖎᔑℸ ̣ 1 ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ᒲ𝙹リℸ ̣⍑ ᔑ⊣𝙹

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs